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Number of loads in ass depends on situation:
1 load= Nice typical little gonzo film
2 loads= Certain high-end hardcore studios, yes.
3 loads= Got so turned and lost track.
4 loads= I shoulda finished college.
10 loads= Fear of getting shot-out. Great attention getter.
20 loads= Maybe this will mean I'm pretty.
66 loads= The birdies are slowly pecking away at my rotting flesh and Chopard watch.

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This list should be posted on every girls refrigerator.

Gia, a 4H girl? Look how naughty you've become.

I wasn't in chat last night and from the sounds of it, I'm glad I missed it.