Thanx, Burglar. I like to think that I give good chat. And here's how I would answer these questions.
1) So what's in store for you in the life after porn?

I save my porn whore money so that I will have any opportunity I want when I finally decide on what career I would like post-porn.

2) So what have you NOT done yet that you'd like to?

Win a fucking AVN award and place it next to my 4H ribbon.

3) Hey baby, how many loads you gonna take in your ass?

Number of loads in ass depends on situation:
1 load= Nice typical little gonzo film
2 loads= Certain high-end hardcore studios, yes.
3 loads= Got so turned and lost track.
4 loads= I shoulda finished college.
10 loads= Fear of getting shot-out. Great attention getter.
20 loads= Maybe this will mean I'm pretty.
66 loads= The birdies are slowly pecking away at my rotting flesh and Chopard watch.