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Thank you sooper-I tivo-ed this last nite,and as surely as the sun will set in the west,I've jerked myself silly.My last ejaculate was a clanging sound and a puff of smoke. The hell with that middle aged stuff though,good looking women are ageless, same as it doesnt matter if an ugly chick is 19 or not shes just ugly.



Yeah but hey Bishop, Granpa Burglar, on his death bed, once said to me "Son....look at me when I am talking to ya....Son Remember, no girl is totaly ugly when she has your dick in her mouth..."

This tidbit of wisdom, I have found, is strangely true....



Well then you and your grandpa (God rest his soul)ain't never seen no TRULY UGLY WOMEN!
About 3yrs ago a chick flaked on a scene I was in for a director named Roxanne Moran(ain't heard from her since so I won't lose no work over it)so instead of letting me go to speed dial to get a suitable replacement ho they assure me they have a girl on the way.One and a half hrs later a limo shows up and this chick gets out...First allow me to run a disclaimer-Mom I totally remember what you said about"If you can't say something nice"-also I have worked with literally hundreds of girls of all sizes,shapes and colors and as long as they care about themselves I can ALWAYS find something that I find attractive,zero in on it and finish the scene...This chick gets out the limo looking like Mike Tyson with a bad weave.I was hoping it was make-up staining the collar of her costume-wrong again,it was dirt.So now I'm picturing the limo driver saving a few bucks by trolling a "stroll" somewhere instead of picking up talent,and this is confirmed when along with her test I get a letter that states what date she SHOULD BE SAFE TO WORK WITH IF SHE'S TAKEN HER MEDS!!!!(Disclaimer number 2)By the way,If my probation Officer is out there,Can we count this as some kind of community service?This is why you kiddies at home want to stay in school.I've got a degree and I don't use it.I'll bet you a twenty bag of kush and a six-pack-nowhere in the field of information technology right now, is anyone trying to negotiate switching having to fuck a disease carrying troll to a blow job scene so they don't leave empty handed!
If it's not too late to make a point,the only thing that kept me from throwing up on this trolls hump while it was blowing me-was a fine little P.A.(that would later go on to become contact-girl Cynara Fox)making goo-goo eyes and flashing me off-camera,so don't even try to tell me that no chick is ugly with my dick in her mouth.
I can only hope to have helped one person today,be it either some young guy hope to leave school for Hollywood or some whore going straight from the street to the set who wasn't going to go home and shower first
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo