Thank you all for the warm welcome back but alas, I can only hope to be able to commit to regular visits as I have rediscovered-MASTURBATION!
I am not talking about "Wife-said-no-rub-one-out-and-go-to-sleep"jerking or "Second-date-she-drew-the-line-after-2hrs.-of-heavy-petting-must-get-the-evil-out-before-it-consumes-me"jerking and most certainly not "Teenage-gotta-finish-before-someone-catches-me-because-I-don't-have-any-privacy-and-my-parents-are-cosmically-drawn-to-me-EVERY-TIME-I-TOUCH-MY-DICK!!!"jerking.I'm talking about-The kids are back in school,I'm single,got the whole place to my self,clear my calender-hold all calls jerking off.
There is not a damned thing left in my home that can be used as a lubricate.Upside? Whole new appreciation for the industry I'm blessed to work in.Downside?Aside from the chaffing,and social withdrawl Downside,downside---
Oh yeah!Having to look at too much ill-conceived porn.I don't mean content either.That is subjective and to each,their own.No,I mean bad planning.I mean shit like I'm watching a tease with ,say Kelly Fn Wells,shes touching herself-I'm starting to uuummm tougghd my gdgsgf and in comes Dirty Harry to fuck her?!W.T.F.???!!! I drop more wood than Paul Bunyon.Really I mean how was Harry comming into the scene supposed to get me off?Wasnt getting the home viewer off part of the producers goal?
Fortunately I downloaded the Gen Padova White Meat on Black Street scene,featuring yours truly.Luckily I don't find myself so offensive I can't jerk-off.In fact I watched that download so many times that the 10,000rpm Seagate it was on, shot out of the side of my custom Antek case,like the rod of a chevy 307 pokes thru hood of an old Chevelle.
I guess what I'm getting at is there should be more porn that is either girl-solo or has me in it.If you can get me out of the house that is,or even to answer the phone.
Anywho I gotta run,is that contact lens stuff an irritant on other parts of your body?I'm also paying cash for any stills of DANA DELANEY clothed or not circa China Beach right up through the present.I will pay even for those airport pics where you can hardly recognize the person.Shit I'm almost a cerelebrity ,someone should really set up a lunch or something where I can suck her toes...