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#121742 - 10/03/05 05:50 AM
Jerkiiiinnnngggg-uuuuhhhHHH-The Fuck Off!!!!
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Thank you all for the warm welcome back but alas, I can only hope to be able to commit to regular visits as I have rediscovered-MASTURBATION! 
I am not talking about "Wife-said-no-rub-one-out-and-go-to-sleep"jerking or "Second-date-she-drew-the-line-after-2hrs.-of-heavy-petting-must-get-the-evil-out-before-it-consumes-me"jerking and most certainly not "Teenage-gotta-finish-before-someone-catches-me-because-I-don't-have-any-privacy-and-my-parents-are-cosmically-drawn-to-me-EVERY-TIME-I-TOUCH-MY-DICK!!!"jerking.I'm talking about-The kids are back in school,I'm single,got the whole place to my self,clear my calender-hold all calls jerking off.
There is not a damned thing left in my home that can be used as a lubricate.Upside? Whole new appreciation for the industry I'm blessed to work in.Downside?Aside from the chaffing,and social withdrawl  Downside,downside---
Oh yeah!Having to look at too much ill-conceived porn.I don't mean content either.That is subjective and to each,their own.No,I mean bad planning.I mean shit like I'm watching a tease with ,say Kelly Fn Wells,shes touching herself-I'm starting to uuummm tougghd my gdgsgf and in comes Dirty Harry to fuck her?!W.T.F.???!!!  I drop more wood than Paul Bunyon.Really I mean how was Harry comming into the scene supposed to get me off?Wasnt getting the home viewer off part of the producers goal?
Fortunately I downloaded the Gen Padova White Meat on Black Street scene,featuring yours truly.Luckily I don't find myself so offensive I can't jerk-off.In fact I watched that download so many times that the 10,000rpm Seagate it was on, shot out of the side of my custom Antek case,like the rod of a chevy 307 pokes thru hood of an old Chevelle.
I guess what I'm getting at is there should be more porn that is either girl-solo or has me in it.If you can get me out of the house that is,or even to answer the phone.
Anywho I gotta run,is that contact lens stuff an irritant on other parts of your body?I'm also paying cash for any stills of DANA DELANEY clothed or not circa China Beach right up through the present.I will pay even for those airport pics where you can hardly recognize the person.Shit I'm almost a cerelebrity ,someone should really set up a lunch or something where I can suck her toes...  
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#121743 - 10/03/05 07:57 AM
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Registered: 11/14/04
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#121744 - 10/03/05 09:32 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 205
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I mean shit like I'm watching a tease with ,say Kelly Fn Wells,shes touching herself-I'm starting to uuummm tougghd my gdgsgf and in comes Dirty Harry to fuck her?!W.T.F.???!!! I drop more wood than Paul Bunyon.
Here, here! Porn studs should be quiet and unassuming. Keep those heathen looking ego driven camera hogging like Erik Everhard and the like the fuck out of my sex fantasies! I see one of those assholes name or picture anywhere on a box cover and I keep looking for something that I actually want to watch.
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#121745 - 10/03/05 09:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Damn Bishop....Dana Delaney, fuck that brings back memories.... 1988: The Supremes singing, people playing volley ball on some Vietnam Beach, the credits start rolling, and I see Dana Delaney (along with Meghan Gallagher) on the TV screen, and my right hand (or left depending on how cold my beer was) automatically starts tapping against my penile appendage through my jeans....*tap tap*..."Yo wake up..."
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#121746 - 10/03/05 10:02 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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You kill me bishop - One of the top black male pornstars in the bidness jerking hisself off to a middle-aged white woman who used to be in a TV show 15 years ago.
Because I have so much respect for you, I post the following - drop your socks and grab your cock:
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#121748 - 10/03/05 03:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Thank you sooper-I tivo-ed this last nite,and as surely as the sun will set in the west,I've jerked myself silly.My last ejaculate was a clanging sound and a puff of smoke. The hell with that middle aged stuff though,good looking women are ageless, same as it doesnt matter if an ugly chick is 19 or not shes just ugly.
Yeah but hey Bishop, Granpa Burglar, on his death bed, once said to me "Son....look at me when I am talking to ya....Son Remember, no girl is totaly ugly when she has your dick in her mouth..."
This tidbit of wisdom, I have found, is strangely true....
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#121751 - 10/04/05 02:24 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/10/04
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I saw that movie the other night too! She is hot. Bishop please tell me that you were NOT Beating it too ROSIE. Some things are just so wrong on so many levels and rosies it. Why am I asking... I know you did... I think I'm gonna be sick.. 
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#121752 - 10/04/05 03:20 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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My last ejaculate was a clanging sound and a puff of smoke.
Now THAT is funny!
c'mon, dammit! clunk, sputter, wait, there's Dana...  ahhhh
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#121754 - 10/04/05 09:35 AM
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Registered: 12/13/03
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Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Thank you sooper-I tivo-ed this last nite,and as surely as the sun will set in the west,I've jerked myself silly.My last ejaculate was a clanging sound and a puff of smoke. The hell with that middle aged stuff though,good looking women are ageless, same as it doesnt matter if an ugly chick is 19 or not shes just ugly.
Yeah but hey Bishop, Granpa Burglar, on his death bed, once said to me "Son....look at me when I am talking to ya....Son Remember, no girl is totaly ugly when she has your dick in her mouth..."
This tidbit of wisdom, I have found, is strangely true....
Well then you and your grandpa (God rest his soul)ain't never seen no TRULY UGLY WOMEN!
About 3yrs ago a chick flaked on a scene I was in for a director named Roxanne Moran(ain't heard from her since so I won't lose no work over it)so instead of letting me go to speed dial to get a suitable replacement ho they assure me they have a girl on the way.One and a half hrs later a limo shows up and this chick gets out...First allow me to run a disclaimer-Mom I totally remember what you said about"If you can't say something nice"-also I have worked with literally hundreds of girls of all sizes,shapes and colors and as long as they care about themselves I can ALWAYS find something that I find attractive,zero in on it and finish the scene...This chick gets out the limo looking like Mike Tyson with a bad weave.I was hoping it was make-up staining the collar of her costume-wrong again,it was dirt.So now I'm picturing the limo driver saving a few bucks by trolling a "stroll" somewhere instead of picking up talent,and this is confirmed when along with her test I get a letter that states what date she SHOULD BE SAFE TO WORK WITH IF SHE'S TAKEN HER MEDS!!!!(Disclaimer number 2)By the way,If my probation Officer is out there,Can we count this as some kind of community service?This is why you kiddies at home want to stay in school.I've got a degree and I don't use it.I'll bet you a twenty bag of kush and a six-pack-nowhere in the field of information technology right now, is anyone trying to negotiate switching having to fuck a disease carrying troll to a blow job scene so they don't leave empty handed!
If it's not too late to make a point,the only thing that kept me from throwing up on this trolls hump while it was blowing me-was a fine little P.A.(that would later go on to become contact-girl Cynara Fox)making goo-goo eyes and flashing me off-camera,so don't even try to tell me that no chick is ugly with my dick in her mouth.
I can only hope to have helped one person today,be it either some young guy hope to leave school for Hollywood or some whore going straight from the street to the set who wasn't going to go home and shower first
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#121755 - 10/04/05 12:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Thank you sooper-I tivo-ed this last nite,and as surely as the sun will set in the west,I've jerked myself silly.My last ejaculate was a clanging sound and a puff of smoke. The hell with that middle aged stuff though,good looking women are ageless, same as it doesnt matter if an ugly chick is 19 or not shes just ugly.
Yeah but hey Bishop, Granpa Burglar, on his death bed, once said to me "Son....look at me when I am talking to ya....Son Remember, no girl is totaly ugly when she has your dick in her mouth..."
This tidbit of wisdom, I have found, is strangely true....
Well then you and your grandpa (God rest his soul)ain't never seen no TRULY UGLY WOMEN!
About 3yrs ago a chick flaked on a scene I was in for a director named Roxanne Moran(ain't heard from her since so I won't lose no work over it)so instead of letting me go to speed dial to get a suitable replacement ho they assure me they have a girl on the way.One and a half hrs later a limo shows up and this chick gets out...First allow me to run a disclaimer-Mom I totally remember what you said about"If you can't say something nice"-also I have worked with literally hundreds of girls of all sizes,shapes and colors and as long as they care about themselves I can ALWAYS find something that I find attractive,zero in on it and finish the scene...This chick gets out the limo looking like Mike Tyson with a bad weave.I was hoping it was make-up staining the collar of her costume-wrong again,it was dirt.So now I'm picturing the limo driver saving a few bucks by trolling a "stroll" somewhere instead of picking up talent,and this is confirmed when along with her test I get a letter that states what date she SHOULD BE SAFE TO WORK WITH IF SHE'S TAKEN HER MEDS!!!!(Disclaimer number 2)By the way,If my probation Officer is out there,Can we count this as some kind of community service?This is why you kiddies at home want to stay in school.I've got a degree and I don't use it.I'll bet you a twenty bag of kush and a six-pack-nowhere in the field of information technology right now, is anyone trying to negotiate switching having to fuck a disease carrying troll to a blow job scene so they don't leave empty handed!
If it's not too late to make a point,the only thing that kept me from throwing up on this trolls hump while it was blowing me-was a fine little P.A.(that would later go on to become contact-girl Cynara Fox)making goo-goo eyes and flashing me off-camera,so don't even try to tell me that no chick is ugly with my dick in her mouth.
I can only hope to have helped one person today,be it either some young guy hope to leave school for Hollywood or some whore going straight from the street to the set who wasn't going to go home and shower first
  After that life-lesson correction, I can't tell if I need to get out more or stay in more...
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#121756 - 10/04/05 01:58 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 205
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This chick gets out the limo looking like Mike Tyson with a bad weave.I was hoping it was make-up staining the collar of her costume-wrong again,it was dirt.So now I'm picturing the limo driver saving a few bucks by trolling a "stroll" somewhere instead of picking up talent
Hehehe... and all the while knowing full well you gotta fuck this girl. HAHAHA!
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#121758 - 09/21/07 12:23 AM
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Registered: 07/31/07
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Am I the only one that actually like Dirty Harry as a performer?
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