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What are some other funny things here?





The fact that, erstwhile productive/responsible citizenry (like for example......me) who had good upbringings, excellent education, success etc., can now, at this stage of their life, only find true (but temporary) bliss/satisfaction watching, analyzing and jerking off to pornography. Or ranting about people or issues related to pornography, or topics that, for random reasons, appear on a pornography discussion board/forum. It's funny.... .......VERY funny.....

What's even funnier is when we actually start to LUST after some of the chicks here. I think is fucking hillarious ( ) that someone would be willing to actually fantasize in front of a computer about a young, hott, sexually uninhibited chick like <insert name of favorite porn chick>, spending chunks of time imagining that the DNA she is receiving in her oral/vaginal/anal orifices during her sex scenes is actually their's, and yet in reality depositing said DNA on their keyboard/chair mat/sweatsock.... ...funny is good.....


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the fact that were all going to burn in hell for all of eternity?




No, ya got it all wrong son....the concept of eternal damnation as punishement for excessive sexual activity was a propaganda tool used to hold population growth in check after the fall of the Roman Empire. See when the barbarians wrecked all the aqueducts, public toilets and baths of the Roman civilization, it became readily apparent that the less people around in the future, the better it would be....Sooooo to keep people from fucking non-stop since there was no other form of entertainment, they invented the idea that if you stick your penis in too many vaginas and like it too much, you will suffer for a disproportionate amount of time in relation to how good it felt sticking your penis in vaginas. Comprende? Thankfully today we have Pornography...good, nasty filthy pornography.....
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