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#121585 - 10/01/05 06:31 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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What are some funny things here? I think one funny thing is that poster named "Cow" whose avatar is a picture of a real cow.
Cows are one thing, but you'll never guess the avatar of some guy here calling himself "Burrito".
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#121588 - 10/02/05 04:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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What are some other funny things here? 
The fact that, erstwhile productive/responsible citizenry (like for example......me) who had good upbringings, excellent education, success etc., can now, at this stage of their life, only find true (but temporary) bliss/satisfaction watching, analyzing and jerking off to pornography. Or ranting about people or issues related to pornography, or topics that, for random reasons, appear on a pornography discussion board/forum. It's funny.... .......VERY funny.....
What's even funnier is when we actually start to LUST after some of the chicks here. I think is fucking hillarious ( ) that someone would be willing to actually fantasize in front of a computer about a young, hott, sexually uninhibited chick like <insert name of favorite porn chick>, spending chunks of time imagining that the DNA she is receiving in her oral/vaginal/anal orifices during her sex scenes is actually their's, and yet in reality depositing said DNA on their keyboard/chair mat/sweatsock....  ...funny is good.....
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the fact that were all going to burn in hell for all of eternity?
No, ya got it all wrong son....the concept of eternal damnation as punishement for excessive sexual activity was a propaganda tool used to hold population growth in check after the fall of the Roman Empire. See when the barbarians wrecked all the aqueducts, public toilets and baths of the Roman civilization, it became readily apparent that the less people around in the future, the better it would be....Sooooo to keep people from fucking non-stop since there was no other form of entertainment, they invented the idea that if you stick your penis in too many vaginas and like it too much, you will suffer for a disproportionate amount of time in relation to how good it felt sticking your penis in vaginas. Comprende? Thankfully today we have Pornography...good, nasty filthy pornography.....
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#121590 - 10/03/05 06:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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EL GUAPO is very, very funny. speaking of comic relief that blows in and out of here every now and then, where's the super macho man?
Edited by jamesn (10/03/05 06:30 PM)
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#121592 - 10/03/05 06:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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honestly, people here are dangerously close to adt-level fanboyism in the other sections. burglar-don't go there man, it's cage tradition that discussing your sexual arousal to porn chicks is forbidden. it's not to late to change, say something mean to padova, it's cathartic.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#121593 - 10/03/05 10:15 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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EL GUAPO is very, very funny.
I'll second that. And he's got the best sig, bar none.
The ridiculous fanboy spaz-outs over Hailey Young are funny, at least to me. Real funny. Like I wanna bang my head repeatedly into my keyboard over and over again until I draw blood and the neighbors complain about the horrendous screaming kinda funny.
Thanks alot!  lol , sorry I dont want you to hurt yourself, I will tell everyone not to post comments about me anymore
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#121595 - 10/03/05 10:32 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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speaking of comic relief that blows in and out of here every now and then, where's the super macho man?
Good question, his XPT fantasy football team hasn't been maintained at all this season, or even the draft for that matter.
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#121596 - 10/03/05 10:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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honestly, people here are dangerously close to adt-level fanboyism in the other sections. burglar-don't go there man, it's cage tradition that discussing your sexual arousal to porn chicks is forbidden. it's not to late to change, say something mean to padova, it's cathartic.
Son, when I find a chick, for whatever fucking reason, actually gets me to attain an erection, let alone do anything about it, what the hell else am I supposed to do? Dont ask me why.....Hailey gives me instant wood, an instant boner. It sucks, people think I am wheeling around ready to joust with accountants with Number 2 pencils....fuck. I have been here too long ... James has a point....I need a vacation.....I am going to Vegas for a few days next week. Maybe gambling will help....
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#121597 - 10/03/05 10:40 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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Thanks alot! lol , sorry I dont want you to hurt yourself, I will tell everyone not to post comments about me anymore
It wasn't meant as an insult to you. In fact, it has nothing to do with you. It's the fanboy behavior in general, not you, the target of their affection. Continue doing what you're doing honey. People like what you do, so more power to you. Besides, I should already know better to keep out of places I clearly don't belong.
I know sweetie, I was just giving you a hard time. You are sweet, I knew what you were getting at  I wasnt upset, im just bored and cant sleep tonight
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#121598 - 10/03/05 10:44 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
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honestly, people here are dangerously close to adt-level fanboyism in the other sections. burglar-don't go there man, it's cage tradition that discussing your sexual arousal to porn chicks is forbidden. it's not to late to change, say something mean to padova, it's cathartic.
Son, when I find a chick, for whatever fucking reason, actually gets me to attain an erection, let alone do anything about it, what the hell else am I supposed to do? Dont ask me why.....Hailey gives me instant wood, an instant boner. It sucks, people think I am wheeling around ready to joust with accountants with Number 2 pencils....fuck. I have been here too long ... James has a point....I need a vacation.....I am going to Vegas for a few days next week. Maybe gambling will help....
Now you are getting me horny again, I think I am going to start becomming a fan of DB!!! What is this board cumming too???? I think I need a vacation, maybe I will go to vegas and accidentally run into someone else there 
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#121601 - 10/04/05 09:06 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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honestly, people here are dangerously close to adt-level fanboyism in the other sections. burglar-don't go there man, it's cage tradition that discussing your sexual arousal to porn chicks is forbidden. it's not to late to change, say something mean to padova, it's cathartic.
I usually am not fanboyish, but I decided to just throw caution to the wind and be a Hailey fanboy in the talent for hire section.
I don't do it in the cage.
I came to this board in the first place because I like porn, and I get off watching certain porn stars get fucked. Hailey just happens to be one I'm enjoying at the moment, and I enjoy saying so.
But, man, if I can't be a member of the cool crowd, I'll stop right away then! 
This place was actually getting tolerable for a while.
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#121603 - 10/04/05 03:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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a tribute thread is fine, you don't have to be hostile to them should you like them and you shouldn't, but men don't gush-especially in here dammit.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#121605 - 10/04/05 06:55 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Look at this very funny thing I found and brought here for you to see.
Trailer
I appreciated that since I love that movie...cool. 
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#121608 - 10/05/05 08:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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you should have shot him, who kicks a dog that's not mauling them or small and poodle-like?
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