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Yeah, I'd think a man dressing as a woman would be one of the definitions of gay.

I'm sorry drive I have to beg to differ with you here.Imho,the act of cross-dressing in and of itself does not necessarily denote fagottism.Infact I believe there are several legitimate straight reasons for a man to dress as a woman that are in no way fruitilicious,ie;to convince a girlfriend that you are in fact trying to get intouch with your feminine side so you will be able to "understand her better"(as if thats fucking possible)Do this on a monday night and she is guaranteed to get you another beer and let you watch the game in peace.Let's also remember this is a good way to convince a probation officer that we are not at home,but will get the message that they were kind enough to stop by.
As a matter of fact I believe we should be careful before we dub any behavior polesmokerish,unless we have all the facts and motivating factors inevidence so there is no room for doubt with such a scathing indictment as rump-ranger-tude.I mean lets say a guy swallows cum persay,we should ask"is it his own?"and by what means did it arrive to his mouth?These answers go a long way when deciding whether or not one should be branded with the scarlet "a" for asspirate.Lets say a guy is rubbing cocks with another guy.Isnt it only fair to find out if said cock-snuggling took place in a shared orifice when some director with his own homoerotic issues is paying for a performance,or in a toilet stall in a mens room at the bus station?
As far as I can tell the true litmus test for buggery is the cock-and-man-ass test.Is a guy sticking his cock in some other guys ass,even by some ungodly accident?(think inexperienced bukakee line,not exactly someplace you want to back up for any reason)Is the guy getting fucked in the ass a willing participant,or has he been beaten within an inch of his life and then overpowered and taken by a larger cellmate?
Let's be careful out there.That guy in a dress might just want to watch the fucking game in peace,same as you or I.
Bone-smuggling is a serious charge.



Nice going, Bish'. Just don't let the exceptions make the rule. Ya gotta say "in general," if you have a cack, aren't a tranny, and you're puttin' on something from the Talbot's catalog, you probably have, or want to, park your ship in Buttpirate Harbor. Avoiding the parole officer is a keen stunt, but if you also put on a nice lacey bra and panties that you saw in Sears next to the rotary saw section, you probably putt from the rough.

Case in point: Was Martha Stewart a lesbian whilst in the pokey? Technically, yes. When she had to service that bull-dyke cellmate every morning, she was giving a queer lick from a straight chick. Never mind that she probably, "just wanted to get back to her salad," she was lezzin' it up with the rest of 'em.