....and properly directed venom!Yee-fuckin-haaawwww!La cage is back baby!Whew I was really scared that last time.The combination of misdirected venom,rank outsiders and fleeing oldtimers had an apocalyptic fall of the roman empire feel to it.Shit there was even a motherfucker who fell on his own sword(has anyone talked to cookie?if you know him stop by his place and make sure there is no strong odor)The only thing I can compare it to was probably the fourth day in New(George-they'll-be-okay-Bush)Orleans when they realized help was not coming and they were pretty fucking hungry by then and some shit jumped off that had police officers committing suicide.

Fortunately the foul waters have receeded and we're rebuilding,Kanye west is only a symptom of the problem.What a sad day for rap music,so long the voice of the unheard tormented black youth,edgy,unapologetic and underground that has bling-blinged,paper-gangstered,eaten its own youth and is no longer hungry that a want to be preppy bitch like kanye west could even be considered a rapper.I remember a time when this guy would have been sodomized onstage by REAL rappers.It was so controversial for him to state the obvious that his small mind couldn't even get around the fact that the president doesn't care about anyone who doesn't own one of the tobacco or oil companies that put him in office let alone just black people.Hell if he would have said there is no valid reason for anyone to pay $3 a gal for gasoline and that we could have been off of fossil fuels years ago the republicans would have had him assassinated by now.

I was unfortunate enough to be cast in one of Jeminis earliest(and first anal)scenes.Let me tell you that imbalance you perceive is very real,but not to worry she will flake on enough scenes that this time three months from now no-one will remember her.

Let me be the first to publicly announce my card carrying membership in the monkey fanclub.Infact I pay for two memberships so that at all functions there will be an empty seat next to me so I can move aside in case of an attempt on the monkey who is only behind Castro in failed coups.

Lastly in my continued effort to be the only black man on earth to financially support my own children(despite the best efforts of the lapd)I am proud to introduce my latest venture-a breakfast cereal that will give you what you need to get through the day Kracklin'Grains and Meth (tm)coming to a grocery (or pharmacy haven't worked out the legalities yet)near you soon

It's good to be home

Oh and whoever stole my car FUCK YOU you didn't stop me you only slowed me down for a minute,I'm still gonna get mine,and yours too BITCH