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#121265 - 09/29/05 03:11 PM Momma thought I'd gone to bed.
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	But she walked in on me and pornography and this is what she said, "Scott, I just want you to know that what you are watching, that isn't sex. That's not what sex is about." I took a respectful pause and looked at the floor for a moment with appropriate shame, but then beamed up at her and answered "It may not be sex, Momma. But whatever it is, I want to be in on it!" I was probably watching Greg Dark's something or other. 'New Wave Hookers 2' or 'Between the Cheeks 2' or something like that. _________________________ Quah.
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#121266 - 09/29/05 05:56 PM Re: Momma thought I'd gone to bed.
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Jack Baker in either of those? _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#121267 - 09/29/05 06:12 PM Re: Momma thought I'd gone to bed.
drive Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/25/05 Posts: 205	Wow, you're mom was pretty open about sex. My mom would have just walked in the other direction quietly so I wouldn't hear her and make damn sure to forget it ever happened. I got away with all kinds of nonsense because that's how she handled those situations. I can't imagine her actually having the balls to comment on it.
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#121268 - 09/29/05 06:45 PM Re: Momma thought I'd gone to bed.
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Jack Baker in either of those? That dude was fucking hillarious....Devil in Miss jones 4 _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#121269 - 10/01/05 08:22 AM Re: Momma thought I'd gone to bed.
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	One time my Mom walked into the house from the garage, and me and my girlfriend were naked and fucking right on the couch in front of her. I'm sure she saw gory details, peneteration etc. I got up and ran full speed upstairs, blaring hard on slapping my legs with each leap, leaving my girlfriend to deal with her. It turned into two against one bitching at me for leaving my girlfriend there to take the heat. Fucking women. I was 15. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#121270 - 10/01/05 11:51 AM Re: Momma thought I'd gone to bed.
RENFIELD1 Gay For Pay Registered: 07/04/05 Posts: 1006 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: One time my Mom walked into the house from the garage, and me and my girlfriend were naked and fucking right on the couch in front of her. I'm sure she saw gory details, peneteration etc. I got up and ran full speed upstairs, blaring hard on slapping my legs with each leap, leaving my girlfriend to deal with her. It turned into two against one bitching at me for leaving my girlfriend there to take the heat. Fucking women. I was 15. Were u a toelicker back then too??? I love getting my feet licked and sucked.....awwww what a feelin....
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#121271 - 10/03/05 07:08 AM Re: Momma thought I'd gone to bed.
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	Quote: Were u a toelicker back then too??? Yes, in fact this girl took such good care of her feet(pedicures, exfoliation) that I really came into my toelicking self with her. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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