But she walked in on me and pornography and this is what she said, "Scott, I just want you to know that what you are watching, that isn't sex. That's not what sex is about." I took a respectful pause and looked at the floor for a moment with appropriate shame, but then beamed up at her and answered "It may not be sex, Momma. But whatever it is, I want to be in on it!" I was probably watching Greg Dark's something or other. 'New Wave Hookers 2' or 'Between the Cheeks 2' or something like that.