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Wow, that's one daffy broad. If that's what she's like while getting her face layered in felon-seed, can you imagine what a casual conversation over a meal would be like?

"I'm having a salad. Oh my God, I said salad. Can you toss it? Heehee. Look, an old corvette. Too bad it ain't black because that could be the batmobile. Oh my God, that should be my car! I'm a superhero. Vrooom Vrooom! I cruise through the street, stopping crime and buying toenail clippers and Gordon Lightfoot box sets. Oh my God, Lightfoot. Could you imagine lighting your foot on fire? Anyone got a match? Heehee. Wait, I can't burn, I'm a superhero! My only weakness is a rock from the planet Crack. That Crack rock killed my momma, but it ain't gonna take me. I can fly, it can't catch me! Bad rock! Bad rock! Oh sorry, did you say something a minute ago about your family burning to death in a car crash?"

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Now,imagine all of that(which I must admit is almost a little too accurate)while you must maintain an erection and penetrate her un-cooperative anus at the same time and you'll see why I get the big bucks.Not exactly the kind of shit you want to be trying at home.Much like that late seventies movie"Scanners" only you dont know which head is gonna explode