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...explains JM’s publicist Tony Malice, “Women simply don’t feel comfortable confiding in their doctor that they have invited Herschel Savage into their anus. It’s an awkward admission, so they make up lies such as ‘they are stressing out at work’ or ‘my husband beats me.’ We’ve long suspected this wasn’t true, since – let’s face it, women don’t really work and domestic violence doesn’t really exist.”



Bravo, Tony! Just make sure you look carefully when crossing the street, because this woman won't be stopping for you: