i'm inclined to think there's probably more comedic value in girls on their way up doing a meatholes/gag factor than the ones like cindy. while tragically plummeting from porno-relevance, one hand on a fifth of tequila and the other desperately digging their nails into the cliff to slow them is funny, it's been done. i prefer the taryn thomas situation, where it's a black mark she has to explain to the many, many new fanboys throwing themselves at her bearing watches. she would have had a better time explaining vehicular homicide on adt than meatholes, it was so uncomfortable to watch i found it delightful.

and yes, malice=simp

adt's "hurrab"=piotr