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Did she french kiss you while you were dating? Just wondering.

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what the fuck is that rash

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If it's Jeremy Steele's ass, it's from using public transportation.

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Gia, I've decided that I adore you so much I will be taking a leave of absence from my job and stalking you full time.

Please set up a wishlist account at some online stores so I can buy you a christmas present.