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Yeah, but at least 400 of those are some varition of:

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(Girl's name), I'd like to (sexual act) you until you (bodily function) out (bodily fluid).




You could train a pigeon to do that much.




When I first joined XPT a year ago and before I caught on to what this site was about and, more importantly, how I could use it to amuse myself, I actually saw great utility in having a battering ram-like poster such as Mike Meatmaster, who is as subtle as a community bedpan...I mean he would dependably ask questions like "Do you do anal creampie swapping?" to all new or existing pornstarlets who posted here, and every once in a while it would be a chick I actually found reasonably hot but didn't have the level of shamelessness I do now to ask the girl myself...bottom line, as sad as it is to say, all life forms serve some purpose in every eco-system:

Mike Meatmaster = The XPT Equivalent of both Carrier Pigeons and Flesh Eating Staphylococcus Aureus
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