And a good portion of the 400 involved "creampies," "trannies," or "double vaginal creampies."

Pigeons.... I recall a short story long ago (author I forget) about a guy who bought into the old canard that, if you found enough chimps and put them in front of typewriters, the would, by sheer randomness, eventually recreate all the world great literature. Except these monkeys were doing it straight off and in huge volumes. It ended in some type of carnage, I forget. Much like MM's early posts appear to be modestly interesting...only to fade into ultimate fandom.