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#121007 - 09/28/05 12:33 AM mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if they breed, i'm drowning the offspring though. i've decided meatmaster's so shamelessly sexually damaged he's funny in a disquietingly lecherous way. he keeps asking about trannies though, big ups to bornyo for finding this place, check his "is this the place to post complaints about gypsy?" thread.

gypsy meatmaster, did zappa name a kid that?
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#121008 - 09/28/05 01:41 PM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
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Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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if they breed, i'm drowning the offspring though. i've decided meatmaster's so shamelessly sexually damaged he's funny in a disquietingly lecherous way. he keeps asking about trannies though, big ups to bornyo for finding this place, check his "is this the place to post complaints about gypsy?" thread.

gypsy meatmaster, did zappa name a kid that?


WHOO HOO I feel special Now.....thanxxx. P.S. I forgot to tell ya I only fuck women.....But thanxxx anyways.


Edited by gypsy (09/28/05 02:52 PM)

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#121009 - 12/17/05 12:21 PM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Jesus fucking Christ, Mike Meatmaster, a man whose various sexual gimps would make a smouldering crater of every metric device the Kinzie Institute ever devised to measure perversion, writes:

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I just would like to have my privacy and choose who gets to see me. Thats all.




In India they used to have mandatory sterilization for members of the Untouchable caste. Fucking liberals.
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#121010 - 12/17/05 01:11 PM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
RENFIELD1 Offline
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Registered: 07/04/05
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Jesus fucking Christ, Mike Meatmaster, a man whose various sexual gimps would make a smouldering crater of every metric device the Kinzie Institute ever devised to measure perversion, writes:

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I just would like to have my privacy and choose who gets to see me. Thats all.




In India they used to have mandatory sterilization for members of the Untouchable caste. Fucking liberals.


Even I think Mike is an asshole with his posts. But he is not a bad guy.
You guys kill me. You talk shit about everyone. Like you are god's fucking gift. Give me a small break will ya. Leave him alone. Yeah I love him too. Okay happy now.

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#121011 - 12/17/05 01:40 PM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
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SKILLz posted:Hmmmmmm I would LOVE to see the pic in question!!!!

Interestingly enough I would love to see it too. The fun we have with the kyoto & garfield pics would pale in comparison.
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#121012 - 12/17/05 01:56 PM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Christ Almighty, Gypsy's really working the spaz-o-matic now. But she still just doesn't care.
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#121013 - 12/17/05 07:27 PM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Don't look now, but double-M just passed post #2000. In most cases, a good thing. "Most" cases.

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#121014 - 12/18/05 12:21 AM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
smiling arab Offline
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Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 1683
Yeah, but at least 400 of those are some varition of:

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(Girl's name), I'd like to (sexual act) you until you (bodily function) out (bodily fluid).




You could train a pigeon to do that much.
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#121015 - 12/18/05 12:37 AM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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And a good portion of the 400 involved "creampies," "trannies," or "double vaginal creampies."

Pigeons.... I recall a short story long ago (author I forget) about a guy who bought into the old canard that, if you found enough chimps and put them in front of typewriters, the would, by sheer randomness, eventually recreate all the world great literature. Except these monkeys were doing it straight off and in huge volumes. It ended in some type of carnage, I forget. Much like MM's early posts appear to be modestly interesting...only to fade into ultimate fandom.

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#121016 - 12/18/05 11:46 AM Re: mike meatmaster and gypsy sitting in a tree
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Yeah, but at least 400 of those are some varition of:

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(Girl's name), I'd like to (sexual act) you until you (bodily function) out (bodily fluid).




You could train a pigeon to do that much.




When I first joined XPT a year ago and before I caught on to what this site was about and, more importantly, how I could use it to amuse myself, I actually saw great utility in having a battering ram-like poster such as Mike Meatmaster, who is as subtle as a community bedpan...I mean he would dependably ask questions like "Do you do anal creampie swapping?" to all new or existing pornstarlets who posted here, and every once in a while it would be a chick I actually found reasonably hot but didn't have the level of shamelessness I do now to ask the girl myself...bottom line, as sad as it is to say, all life forms serve some purpose in every eco-system:

Mike Meatmaster = The XPT Equivalent of both Carrier Pigeons and Flesh Eating Staphylococcus Aureus
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