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#120862 - 09/26/05 10:38 PM
Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Shit I'll ask it, I have nothing to lose.
What the fuck is wrong with Monstar lately? He wore eyeliner and took God knows what hormones just long enough to get his first period and start engaging in flamewars with random losers on the board and now seems to have a hard-on for anyone who posts. Did Longshot finally hit his G-Spot or has his appearance on KSEX gone to his head?
I'm not making snap judgements so post your thoughts here, in the Monkey Cage. Maybe together we can figure this out.
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#120863 - 09/26/05 11:07 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Now you've gone and done it.
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#120865 - 09/26/05 11:24 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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RANK:
ok tonto maybe you did'nt realize that's a chick posting, but either way please refrain from speaking about you and sex at the same time cause it's really kind of creepy
Monstar's Retort:
then you are really gunna get weirded out when I post a picture of me throat gaggin your pops while he wears a "world's greatest dad" hat.
for the fans:
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..just go stick your dick in the blender you call "mom"
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I am going to jump in my Delorean, drive 88 miles an hour, go back in time to when you were a baby, take you from your crib and sell you to hypnocock's dad so you can be fisted from birth just like him.
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i cannot wait for you to die so i can fuck your rotting skull. but don't worry i'll put it back where i found it.
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#120867 - 09/26/05 11:35 PM
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Registered: 12/22/03
Posts: 1715
Loc: Everything for the people, not...
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#120868 - 09/27/05 06:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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I still have large financial interests in Tribal Gaming, and I am still studying to be an Indian...
...what's there to appreciate about Monstar? Well, I guess the fact that he takes VERY seriously NOT TAKING HIMSELF too seriously is commendable, although I still think a four wheeled fucker with lots of pills and liquid assets could attract hott, sociopathic, narcissistic porn chicks with early-stage meeth just as capably, and then post sordid details about the events. But that's just me....
RAWK ON, "Sitting Blogger"....
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#120869 - 09/27/05 09:05 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
Posts: 931
Loc: United States
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Yeah Monstar gets props from Garfield...no matter who he pisses off...he still bangs pornwhores so he is OK in My book
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#120877 - 09/27/05 07:10 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/29/04
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Ya gotta love the Monstar..... He has taken the torch of fanboydome to the extremes.
What I want to know is if Monstar is admited into the ballroom at the AVN awards or does he have to hang out with the dweebs with digicams outside the door along the "red carpet"? Just curious.
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#120878 - 09/27/05 07:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
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What I want to know is if Monstar is admited into the ballroom at the AVN awards or does he have to hang out with the dweebs with digicams outside the door along the "red carpet"? Just curious.
you're kidding right? The Monstar not only rawx but he Rolls and the Monstar Rolls hard....yo.
...But now that i have the floor:
Is it wrong to shed a tear when Seeger makes it over the wall in An Officer and a Gentleman?
i did. without shame.
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#120879 - 09/27/05 08:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 205
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...But now that i have the floor: Is it wrong to shed a tear when Seeger makes it over the wall in An Officer and a Gentleman?
i did. without shame.
It's not that it's wrong. It's just that it makes you look like a pussy. Nothing wrong with being a pussy. But, no way I believe someone as butch as the Monstar cried because of some cheesy movie.
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#120881 - 09/27/05 08:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#120882 - 09/27/05 09:08 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 1024
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CAOH, how are you doing my man?
He doesn't comprehend that Monstar is an Apache so he possess the capability of fucking up dingle berries like staking there sorry asses out in the desert ontop of red ant mounds after those butt munches have been skinned with a rusty can opener...via peyote psychosis
He be airight
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#120883 - 09/27/05 09:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Well, I gotta admit this is what I was looking for. I never saw the movie "What's wrong with gilbert grape" but based on the title alone I was hoping we could find out what the fuck is wrong with Monstar. I don't think we're there yet but maybe soon Gen will post some technical info about the effects of female hormone therapy on men and we can figure out wtf is going on here, and if Gen posts it first then JRV will leave it alone and not dispute it. Personally, I think Jill Kelly slapped a patch on Monstars ass in the heat of the moment and he hasn't been the same since.
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#120884 - 09/27/05 10:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I cried during the UNTOUCHABLES....
damn you. I had already spent the whole day netflix-ing it now I have to watch the untouchables next.
god bless netflix BTW. I am watching all those movies people always talk about but I never seen.
Today I watched the aforementioned "An Officer and a Gentleman" and 2 Martin Scorsese flix: "last Temptation of Christ"
& "Alice doesn't live here anymore" (<--chick flick)
Next I'm gunna hit up Depalma's filmography..."Blow Out" RAWX!
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#120885 - 09/28/05 05:38 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
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Monstar is a cool guy- He uses my stuff on his site and is very cool everytime I see him around.
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#120887 - 09/28/05 11:37 AM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Women in military is right up there with women's suferage, and women driving. Not our nations best moments.
You got that shi'it right. About 40 percent are Hoes and the other 40 percent are dykes which leaves the remaining 20 percent that are too fugly to fit into either category
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#120888 - 09/28/05 01:36 PM
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Women in military is right up there with women's suferage, and women driving. Not our nations best moments.
You got that shi'it right. About 40 percent are Hoes and the other 40 percent are dykes which leaves the remaining 20 percent that are too fugly to fit into either category
I would of expected more from you evil. But a friend in the military says the same thing. But you, I expected more from you. Seeing what a gentleman you always are.
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#120890 - 09/30/05 06:22 PM
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Registered: 07/21/05
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#120891 - 09/30/05 07:06 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
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I'm being bothered to create a myspace page by my friends. If I say that I appreciate Monstar, can he get porn sluts to post laudatory and sexually obscene comments on my page? Aw...what the hell. I appreciate you, Monstar. You get that for free.
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#120892 - 10/01/05 08:33 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I'm being bothered to create a myspace page by my friends.
If I say that I appreciate Monstar, can he get porn sluts to post laudatory and sexually obscene comments on my page?
you don't need me...with XPT's own Padova, Sierra, Hailey, keiko, jasmine & others that ocassionally check in like genesis & lexi on myspace, i'm sure you'll have many a harlot commenting on your page. just post the URL.
you may even get a visit by longshot & Da burg. them mutha fuckas are everywhere.
my profile...
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#120894 - 10/01/05 08:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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only fags are on myspace
http://www.myspace.com/cleetus
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#120896 - 10/01/05 10:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#120897 - 10/01/05 11:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Monstar. Speak to me, brother.
well, ya know my man....some days I fell like Dack in empire strikes back. "Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself."
...and some days I feel like dack a few minutes later when he got stepped on by an AT-AT.
I guess that is the reality of life. somedays are fuckin great and you are bullet proof, somedays it feels pointless.
and what I mean by that, and I'll come clean about something here....I totally did a solid for a girl, like went out of my way, watched her back, stuck out my neck to an extent.
I felt pretty good about it. I actually felt "justified" in my role as the Monstar. it felt like "ok, this is what the Monstar is about"
...a few weeks later, I asked her about being on Stormy's show, I wanted to bring on a cute chick, they wanted a cute chick, and I wanted this girl to promo herself, for what it was worth. regardless of who was watching or listening. what it came down to, I was asking for a solid.
and something that small, a half hour of her time, that's all, was too much to ask. and I could kinda live with it had I got a "no, sorry, I can't" "I gotta wash my hair" "I gotta take a nap" "I gotta do a line" or what the fuck ever...
I got nothing. a total blow off. no call or e-mail, nothing.
and for a minute I felt irrelevant. like "ok I'm not important for this ho' to even take the time to tell me to fuck off"
but then I go on the show. nervous as all hell, and still rawk the mic, in my own way, and it hits me. someone else, some fuckin harlot, is not going to make me or break me.
my only Achilles heel is my own lack of self confidence. and that comes from seeing so many other guys with websites & blogs...any retard can start one. so when I get lumped in with some of those cats, it kinda , I feel, deflates me, to being just another guy.
no matter how much more effort, creativity, fun, or whatever it is I bring to the table. which I do, not to suck my own dick.
so somedays, i feel like i am rawking and have my volume turned up to 11, somedays i don't
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#120898 - 10/02/05 05:05 AM
Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Monstar. Speak to me, brother.
well, ya know my man....some days I fell like Dack in empire strikes back. "Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself."
...and some days I feel like dack a few minutes later when he got stepped on by an AT-AT.
I guess that is the reality of life. somedays are fuckin great and you are bullet proof, somedays it feels pointless.
and what I mean by that, and I'll come clean about something here....I totally did a solid for a girl, like went out of my way, watched her back, stuck out my neck to an extent.
I felt pretty good about it. I actually felt "justified" in my role as the Monstar. it felt like "ok, this is what the Monstar is about"
...a few weeks later, I asked her about being on Stormy's show, I wanted to bring on a cute chick, they wanted a cute chick, and I wanted this girl to promo herself, for what it was worth. regardless of who was watching or listening. what it came down to, I was asking for a solid.
and something that small, a half hour of her time, that's all, was too much to ask. and I could kinda live with it had I got a "no, sorry, I can't" "I gotta wash my hair" "I gotta take a nap" "I gotta do a line" or what the fuck ever...
I got nothing. a total blow off. no call or e-mail, nothing.
and for a minute I felt irrelevant. like "ok I'm not important for this ho' to even take the time to tell me to fuck off"
but then I go on the show. nervous as all hell, and still rawk the mic, in my own way, and it hits me. someone else, some fuckin harlot, is not going to make me or break me.
no matter how much more effort, creativity, fun, or whatever it is I bring to the table. which I do, not to suck my own dick.
so somedays, i feel like i am rawking and have my volume turned up to 11, somedays i don't
Damn Monstar, you need to do some Meth...it'll pick you up, make ya feel gooooood....
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my only Achilles heel is my own lack of self confidence. and that comes from seeing so many other guys with websites & blogs...any retard can start one. so when I get lumped in with some of those cats, it kinda , I feel, deflates me, to being just another guy.
Now here I 100% agree....I have ranted against all these ridiculous blogs in the past...I have avoided things like Myspace mania (I only recently began keeping mine again, cuz Hailey wanted me to join hers...or vice versa.... and my 'myspace' will not be anything special.) 90% of Blogs are retarded, made by retards who have become even more retarded by their blogs. Blogs are similar to Huffing paint, they have made people even more helpless and stupid by promoting the idea that they are NOT helpless and stupid because......wait for it......THEY HAVE A BLOG!!!!!
XPT is my BLOG....my home...if I got something to say I say it here...because the only things I feel like saying anything about anyway these days is Porn (or Meth....)
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