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#120862 - 09/26/05 10:38 PM Monstar Appreciation Thread
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Shit I'll ask it, I have nothing to lose.

What the fuck is wrong with Monstar lately? He wore eyeliner and took God knows what hormones just long enough to get his first period and start engaging in flamewars with random losers on the board and now seems to have a hard-on for anyone who posts. Did Longshot finally hit his G-Spot or has his appearance on KSEX gone to his head?

I'm not making snap judgements so post your thoughts here, in the Monkey Cage. Maybe together we can figure this out.

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#120863 - 09/26/05 11:07 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Now you've gone and done it.
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#120864 - 09/26/05 11:17 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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not at all! quite the contrary, I actually wrote a bit about it on my site...:

Quote:

OH and what the hell did I do to have people gunning for me?

Literally in as many weeks 3 peoples on-line have came at me. I guess I am a “easy” target because generally I’m pretty nice. But don’t let that deceive a fool, because I will gut a muther fucker and feed their innards to homeless cats




I make the note of that I am nice, and when I lash out it makes more of an impact because it's least expected.

I don't go looking for trouble....hell, I know "the Monstar" is a walking cartoon character...


and I must read more venomous than the way I intend. like that last dood, the burrito. he thought I came at him heavy because I defended stormy...but I thought it was just in character for me to be the vader to her palpatine

...meh.

I do like the title of the thread though.



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#120865 - 09/26/05 11:24 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Quote:

RANK:
ok tonto maybe you did'nt realize that's a chick posting, but either way please refrain from speaking about you and sex at the same time cause it's really kind of creepy

Monstar's Retort:
then you are really gunna get weirded out when I post a picture of me throat gaggin your pops while he wears a "world's greatest dad" hat.




for the fans:

Quote:

..just go stick your dick in the blender you call "mom"




Quote:

I am going to jump in my Delorean, drive 88 miles an hour, go back in time to when you were a baby, take you from your crib and sell you to hypnocock's dad so you can be fisted from birth just like him.




Quote:


i cannot wait for you to die so i can fuck your rotting skull. but don't worry i'll put it back where i found it.






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#120866 - 09/26/05 11:29 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 496
Loc: LA/ Miami
Dont really know what all this is about, but I will say my opinion.... I Monstar!

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#120867 - 09/26/05 11:35 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
Rob Longshot Offline
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Monstar is awesome. i remember when i first met him oh so long ago at a club i no longer frequent and him and his friend came up and said hi and we all hung out and he was a very nice jill kelly stalker. and now, hes become a super bigshot and i still love the fucker all the same.
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#120868 - 09/27/05 06:16 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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I still have large financial interests in Tribal Gaming, and I am still studying to be an Indian...

...what's there to appreciate about Monstar? Well, I guess the fact that he takes VERY seriously NOT TAKING HIMSELF too seriously is commendable, although I still think a four wheeled fucker with lots of pills and liquid assets could attract hott, sociopathic, narcissistic porn chicks with early-stage meeth just as capably, and then post sordid details about the events. But that's just me....


RAWK ON, "Sitting Blogger"....
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#120869 - 09/27/05 09:05 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Yeah Monstar gets props from Garfield...no matter who he pisses off...he still bangs pornwhores so he is OK in My book
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#120870 - 09/27/05 10:21 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 205
He'd be a lot better off if he'd gotten a tattoo of the big-tittied blonde herself on his wrist or forearm rather than just her name there.

Monstar rawks! nonetheless.

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#120871 - 09/27/05 11:18 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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I gotta admit he fucked with me when we had this heated debate back and forth name calling, etc. CHILDISH SHIT.

I am now in love with him I didnt know he was obsessed with Catwomen. I am a Catwomen and will come back in my next life again as a Catwomen. Truly the sexiest shit alive is catsuits and women wearing them. So we have that in common. Plus I asked a few people I know who know him and they had nuttin but love for the MONSTAR. Hell he even put my tattoo on his arm, right MONSTAR......

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#120872 - 09/27/05 12:46 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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Monstar rawks and he has a hawt ass

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#120873 - 09/27/05 03:27 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 07/20/03
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Quote:

Monstar rawks and he has a hawt ass





I wouldnt go that far, but he's a cool mofo. BTW Monstar, you STILL havent gotten back to me on that email.
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#120874 - 09/27/05 03:35 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 205
Where are all these links about Monstar getting bashed on the board? Searched his old posts a little bit, couldn't find them. I did see the one where he got into it with Burrito. Burrito left quibbling and babbling, making one of the longest hate post I've ever seen.

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#120875 - 09/27/05 03:46 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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I think the turning point was when he tried to butch himself up with the Chaka avatar. I do not keep tabs on the interelationships here, but I think the general feeling among us was that we thought Monstar was way cool and glamtastic and didn't regard his androgyny as we do smartt's dangerous perversions. But some poster called him "queer" recently, and perhaps this made him feel vulnerable and antagonistic towards members in general, believing perhaps he might get lumped in with such characters as the "Spit Mine Own Semen Into My Mouth" guy if the wind blew right. But, like I say, I don't follow board society that closely so I don't know what came from who or after what which when. But I do know that Monstar is a beloved and respected member of the xxxporntalk family.


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#120876 - 09/27/05 05:43 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
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CAOH, how are you doing my man?
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#120877 - 09/27/05 07:10 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 05/29/04
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Ya gotta love the Monstar..... He has taken the torch of fanboydome to the extremes.
What I want to know is if Monstar is admited into the ballroom at the AVN awards or does he have to hang out with the dweebs with digicams outside the door along the "red carpet"? Just curious.
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#120878 - 09/27/05 07:54 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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What I want to know is if Monstar is admited into the ballroom at the AVN awards or does he have to hang out with the dweebs with digicams outside the door along the "red carpet"? Just curious.




you're kidding right? The Monstar not only rawx but he Rolls and the Monstar Rolls hard....yo.

...But now that i have the floor:
Is it wrong to shed a tear when Seeger makes it over the wall in An Officer and a Gentleman?



i did. without shame.



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#120879 - 09/27/05 08:03 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 08/25/05
Posts: 205
Quote:


...But now that i have the floor:
Is it wrong to shed a tear when Seeger makes it over the wall in An Officer and a Gentleman?

i did. without shame.




It's not that it's wrong. It's just that it makes you look like a pussy. Nothing wrong with being a pussy. But, no way I believe someone as butch as the Monstar cried because of some cheesy movie.

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#120880 - 09/27/05 08:15 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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stupid shit like that always gets to me. like when mufasa dies in the lion king. i'm sniffling like a school girl with a skinned knee.

damn it. i have a soul. not for much longer, but for now i do.
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#120881 - 09/27/05 08:27 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Quote:

stupid shit like that always gets to me. like when mufasa dies in the lion king. i'm sniffling like a school girl with a skinned knee.

damn it. i have a soul. not for much longer, but for now i do.





I cried during the UNTOUCHABLES....when Malone is riddled like swiss cheese and bleeding out, and says to Ness "what are you prepared to do!"...and at the end when Ness is packing his shit, and he sees the photo of the four, and focuses on Malone. I still cry to this day...must be that soundtrack....of course, I need gratuitous violence and sex to conjure any emotions these days.
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#120882 - 09/27/05 09:08 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Quote:

CAOH, how are you doing my man?




He doesn't comprehend that Monstar is an Apache so he possess the capability of fucking up dingle berries like staking there sorry asses out in the desert ontop of red ant mounds after those butt munches have been skinned with a rusty can opener...via peyote psychosis

He be airight

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#120883 - 09/27/05 09:35 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Well, I gotta admit this is what I was looking for. I never saw the movie "What's wrong with gilbert grape" but based on the title alone I was hoping we could find out what the fuck is wrong with Monstar. I don't think we're there yet but maybe soon Gen will post some technical info about the effects of female hormone therapy on men and we can figure out wtf is going on here, and if Gen posts it first then JRV will leave it alone and not dispute it. Personally, I think Jill Kelly slapped a patch on Monstars ass in the heat of the moment and he hasn't been the same since.

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#120884 - 09/27/05 10:09 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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I cried during the UNTOUCHABLES....




damn you. I had already spent the whole day netflix-ing it now I have to watch the untouchables next.

god bless netflix BTW. I am watching all those movies people always talk about but I never seen.

Today I watched the aforementioned "An Officer and a Gentleman" and 2 Martin Scorsese flix: "last Temptation of Christ"
& "Alice doesn't live here anymore" (<--chick flick)

Next I'm gunna hit up Depalma's filmography..."Blow Out" RAWX!
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#120885 - 09/28/05 05:38 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
Dane Offline
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Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
Monstar is a cool guy- He uses my stuff on his site and is very cool everytime I see him around.
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#120886 - 09/28/05 10:24 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 07/05/04
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Quote:


Is it wrong to shed a tear when Seeger makes it over the wall in An Officer and a Gentleman?




Yes. I wanted to see Richard Gere punch her back over the wall and set the record. Women in military is right up there with women's suferage, and women driving. Not our nations best moments.
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#120887 - 09/28/05 11:37 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Quote:


Women in military is right up there with women's suferage, and women driving. Not our nations best moments.






You got that shi'it right. About 40 percent are Hoes and the other 40 percent are dykes which leaves the remaining 20 percent that are too fugly to fit into either category

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#120888 - 09/28/05 01:36 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Quote:


Women in military is right up there with women's suferage, and women driving. Not our nations best moments.






You got that shi'it right. About 40 percent are Hoes and the other 40 percent are dykes which leaves the remaining 20 percent that are too fugly to fit into either category



I would of expected more from you evil. But a friend in the military says the same thing. But you, I expected more from you. Seeing what a gentleman you always are.

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#120889 - 09/30/05 06:19 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Registered: 05/24/05
Posts: 12
I cried in Layer Cake when they kidnapped the guy while the hawt girl was in the can and robbed me of a gratuitous sex scene.

+1 for Monstar's site...his writing style keeps me laughing.


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#120890 - 09/30/05 06:22 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

CAOH, how are you doing my man?




He doesn't comprehend that Monstar is an Apache so he possess the capability of fucking up dingle berries like staking there sorry asses out in the desert ontop of red ant mounds after those butt munches have been skinned with a rusty can opener...via peyote psychosis

He be airight







I find the attitude expressed towards yours truly in this post deeply disturbing and upsetting.



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#120891 - 09/30/05 07:06 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
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Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
I'm being bothered to create a myspace page by my friends.


If I say that I appreciate Monstar, can he get porn sluts to post laudatory and sexually obscene comments on my page?

Aw...what the hell. I appreciate you, Monstar. You get that for free.

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#120892 - 10/01/05 08:33 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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I'm being bothered to create a myspace page by my friends.


If I say that I appreciate Monstar, can he get porn sluts to post laudatory and sexually obscene comments on my page?




you don't need me...with XPT's own Padova, Sierra, Hailey, keiko, jasmine & others that ocassionally check in like genesis & lexi on myspace, i'm sure you'll have many a harlot commenting on your page. just post the URL.

you may even get a visit by longshot & Da burg. them mutha fuckas are everywhere.

my profile...
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#120893 - 10/01/05 10:28 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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only fags are on myspace
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#120894 - 10/01/05 08:57 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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only fags are on myspace






http://www.myspace.com/cleetus

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#120895 - 10/01/05 09:12 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Monstar. Speak to me, brother.



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#120896 - 10/01/05 10:00 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

only fags are on myspace






http://www.myspace.com/cleetus







Exactly
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#120897 - 10/01/05 11:03 PM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Monstar. Speak to me, brother.





well, ya know my man....some days I fell like Dack in empire strikes back. "Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself."

...and some days I feel like dack a few minutes later when he got stepped on by an AT-AT.

I guess that is the reality of life. somedays are fuckin great and you are bullet proof, somedays it feels pointless.

and what I mean by that, and I'll come clean about something here....I totally did a solid for a girl, like went out of my way, watched her back, stuck out my neck to an extent.

I felt pretty good about it. I actually felt "justified" in my role as the Monstar. it felt like "ok, this is what the Monstar is about"

...a few weeks later, I asked her about being on Stormy's show, I wanted to bring on a cute chick, they wanted a cute chick, and I wanted this girl to promo herself, for what it was worth. regardless of who was watching or listening. what it came down to, I was asking for a solid.

and something that small, a half hour of her time, that's all, was too much to ask. and I could kinda live with it had I got a "no, sorry, I can't" "I gotta wash my hair" "I gotta take a nap" "I gotta do a line" or what the fuck ever...

I got nothing. a total blow off. no call or e-mail, nothing.

and for a minute I felt irrelevant. like "ok I'm not important for this ho' to even take the time to tell me to fuck off"

but then I go on the show. nervous as all hell, and still rawk the mic, in my own way, and it hits me. someone else, some fuckin harlot, is not going to make me or break me.

my only Achilles heel is my own lack of self confidence. and that comes from seeing so many other guys with websites & blogs...any retard can start one. so when I get lumped in with some of those cats, it kinda , I feel, deflates me, to being just another guy.

no matter how much more effort, creativity, fun, or whatever it is I bring to the table. which I do, not to suck my own dick.

so somedays, i feel like i am rawking and have my volume turned up to 11, somedays i don't
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#120898 - 10/02/05 05:05 AM Re: Monstar Appreciation Thread
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Quote:

Quote:

Monstar. Speak to me, brother.





well, ya know my man....some days I fell like Dack in empire strikes back. "Right now I feel I could take on the whole Empire myself."

...and some days I feel like dack a few minutes later when he got stepped on by an AT-AT.

I guess that is the reality of life. somedays are fuckin great and you are bullet proof, somedays it feels pointless.

and what I mean by that, and I'll come clean about something here....I totally did a solid for a girl, like went out of my way, watched her back, stuck out my neck to an extent.

I felt pretty good about it. I actually felt "justified" in my role as the Monstar. it felt like "ok, this is what the Monstar is about"

...a few weeks later, I asked her about being on Stormy's show, I wanted to bring on a cute chick, they wanted a cute chick, and I wanted this girl to promo herself, for what it was worth. regardless of who was watching or listening. what it came down to, I was asking for a solid.

and something that small, a half hour of her time, that's all, was too much to ask. and I could kinda live with it had I got a "no, sorry, I can't" "I gotta wash my hair" "I gotta take a nap" "I gotta do a line" or what the fuck ever...

I got nothing. a total blow off. no call or e-mail, nothing.

and for a minute I felt irrelevant. like "ok I'm not important for this ho' to even take the time to tell me to fuck off"

but then I go on the show. nervous as all hell, and still rawk the mic, in my own way, and it hits me. someone else, some fuckin harlot, is not going to make me or break me.

no matter how much more effort, creativity, fun, or whatever it is I bring to the table. which I do, not to suck my own dick.

so somedays, i feel like i am rawking and have my volume turned up to 11, somedays i don't






Damn Monstar, you need to do some Meth...it'll pick you up, make ya feel gooooood....

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my only Achilles heel is my own lack of self confidence. and that comes from seeing so many other guys with websites & blogs...any retard can start one. so when I get lumped in with some of those cats, it kinda , I feel, deflates me, to being just another guy.




Now here I 100% agree....I have ranted against all these ridiculous blogs in the past...I have avoided things like Myspace mania (I only recently began keeping mine again, cuz Hailey wanted me to join hers...or vice versa.... and my 'myspace' will not be anything special.)
90% of Blogs are retarded, made by retards who have become even more retarded by their blogs. Blogs are similar to Huffing paint, they have made people even more helpless and stupid by promoting the idea that they are NOT helpless and stupid because......wait for it......THEY HAVE A BLOG!!!!!

XPT is my BLOG....my home...if I got something to say I say it here...because the only things I feel like saying anything about anyway these days is Porn (or Meth....)
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