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#120799 - 09/26/05 08:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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 I read a horrifying detail today about the epidemic of Methamphetamine addiction in this country, and I see the ramifications of this crisis impacting Porn even MORE than the mere periodontal fallout evidenced by the 'MEETH' outbreak. Apparently, Meth addicts, in desperate attempts to keep the drug in their system, will actually drink the piss (aka 'pee') of other Meth users to get the small amounts of unconjugated drug that pass thru a person's urine. Ergo, I now introduce 'PEETH' as part of our lexicon of depravity. This is great. It puts pissing scenes (like "Pissmops") into a whole new light. I mean, would it be a stretch, to come up with a spinoff title like "PEETHMOPS"? Meth craving pornchicks willing to consume all manner of bodily fluids of other people in the hopes of getting even a TRACE amount of their chemical GOD into their system? <cue GLADIATOR Russel Crowe/Maximus voice over> "Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?! holy fuck yeahhhhhhhh 
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#120800 - 09/26/05 08:24 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
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I think the Romans got into the whole piss drinking thing too, right before their Empire fell . . .
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#120802 - 09/27/05 06:32 AM
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#120803 - 09/27/05 08:10 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Yes, I skirt the line between 'cutting edge' and moral retardation, like just last night, after the football game, but before I jerked off with a webcam chick, I had to piss badly from the 12 pack of Michelob I drank watching the shitty game .... So I wheeled out onto my front lawn, unzipped my fly, pulled out my pecker and started spinning around and around while I pissed, thus doing my patented imitation of a Lawn Sprinkler, while yelling at the top of my lungs...."PEETH! I GOT PEETH HERE! WHO Wants some!?!?! Bitches, I got PEETH!"
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#120804 - 09/27/05 09:01 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
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Hilarious read Burglar, good work 
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#120805 - 09/27/05 04:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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#120808 - 09/27/05 07:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Apparently, Meth addicts, in desperate attempts to keep the drug in their system, will actually drink the piss (aka 'pee') of other Meth users to get the small amounts of unconjugated drug that pass thru a person's urine.
That's where Jeff gets the whores for Liquid Gold
See, now this is a 'marketable' reason to have Drug tests before a porn shoot...have all the "stars" take a piss test, identify the drugs in their systems, then inform the chicks slated to perform of the results, allowing them to decide which 'drug' to do/who's piss to drink. "Ok, this person tested positive for coke and pot, this person for Meth, this one for Xanax, this person for Flinstones chewables..." etc etc etc It's Brilliant...  
Like my idea of a LONG time ago...male stars should get a Sperm Count once a month, allowing the number of sperm swallowed by any whore to be approximated.....with the average number of sperm 30 million per load, 6.5 billion people on the earth, it would take about 219 loads of cum to equal the population of the world. So you need 219 guys, or 110 who can pop twice....
JM Productions could then have THE AB #30 Special Edition...."<insert name of fav whore> Swallows the World!" ....or if a whore is not in the mood to eat the whole world's population, you could have regional AB Fests, like "<insert name of fav whore> swallows the European Union/Japan/Nations of Opec"....
...I am always thinking....
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#120809 - 09/27/05 09:02 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/25/05
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You're as lame as your other screen names, lurid 2.0/vid cap bandit/killttboy, etc., etc.
Oh come on, no way this guy is vid cap bandit. He's not obsessed with the violent over the sex and he actually seems to have a little self-confidence. And now that I've gotten over the Gary Coleman voice in my head reading what he writes, I even enjoy the posts of his I've seen.
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#120810 - 09/27/05 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You're as lame as your other screen names, lurid 2.0/vid cap bandit/killttboy, etc., etc.
Oh come on, no way this guy is vid cap bandit. He's not obsessed with the violent over the sex and he actually seems to have a little self-confidence. And now that I've gotten over the Gary Coleman voice in my head reading what he writes, I even enjoy the posts of his I've seen.
I don't have a lot of confidence in the housekeeping on this board, but I don't think this is lurid/shithead whoever. I think it's a totally different person which raises an entire different set of questions.
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#120812 - 09/28/05 05:18 AM
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#120815 - 09/30/05 12:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Apparently, Meth addicts, in desperate attempts to keep the drug in their system, will actually drink the piss (aka 'pee') of other Meth users to get the small amounts of unconjugated drug that pass thru a person's urine. Ergo, I now introduce 'PEETH' as part of our lexicon of depravity.
Do we need to introduce "Peeth" to the Urban Dictionary? 
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