Hello Heidi,
I'm a great fan of porn. Sadly, I have a small penis that makes me pee funny and because of it I will never work in front the camera. However, I do write worthless banter on a near weekly basis. I can write very insightful reviews for AVN. Though I rarely watch the movies, I think the reviews stand up for themselves. Here is a sample of my work: http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=reviews&Number=9645&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
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