Yes, I skirt the line between 'cutting edge' and moral retardation, like just last night, after the football game, but before I jerked off with a webcam chick, I had to piss badly from the 12 pack of Michelob I drank watching the shitty game .... So I wheeled out onto my front lawn, unzipped my fly, pulled out my pecker and started spinning around and around while I pissed, thus doing my patented imitation of a Lawn Sprinkler, while yelling at the top of my lungs...."PEETH! I GOT PEETH HERE! WHO Wants some!?!?! Bitches, I got PEETH!"