I read a horrifying detail today about the epidemic of Methamphetamine addiction in this country, and I see the ramifications of this crisis impacting Porn even MORE than the mere periodontal fallout evidenced by the 'MEETH' outbreak.

Apparently, Meth addicts, in desperate attempts to keep the drug in their system, will actually drink the piss (aka 'pee') of other Meth users to get the small amounts of unconjugated drug that pass thru a person's urine. Ergo, I now introduce 'PEETH' as part of our lexicon of depravity.

This is great. It puts pissing scenes (like "Pissmops") into a whole new light. I mean, would it be a stretch, to come up with a spinoff title like "PEETHMOPS"? Meth craving pornchicks willing to consume all manner of bodily fluids of other people in the hopes of getting even a TRACE amount of their chemical GOD into their system?

<cue GLADIATOR Russel Crowe/Maximus voice over> "Are you not entertained? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?! holy fuck yeahhhhhhhh