Jeff invited me to post here a while back and I never did as I was completely buried under the mass quantities of stuff I review....anyway, I am here now...I am open to questions about things AVN/porn-related (I worked for Evil Angel for three and a half years and a porn store for another two before being hired here) and I hope to be an active poster here. Happy Monday all.

Oh, and yeah, I did name the scene in Gag Factor 12 "Brandon Iron Isn't Gay" in the Most Outrageous noms. I thought it was funny....

let me be the first to welcome you Heidi.

Hello Heidi,
I'm a great fan of porn. Sadly, I have a small penis that makes me pee funny and because of it I will never work in front the camera. However, I do write worthless banter on a near weekly basis. I can write very insightful reviews for AVN. Though I rarely watch the movies, I think the reviews stand up for themselves. Here is a sample of my work: http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=reviews&Number=9645&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5&o=&fpart=1
Enjoy

Sadly, I don't think AVN magazine is ready for your complete brilliance, Owen. Besides, from what I see during handjob Thursdays in the AVN corporate headquarters lobby, you need to have at least a solid four inches in the pants to work here.

Heidi,
I'm beyond crushed (not really, but I'll pretend I am for the sake of this upcoming joke). Your mocking my brilliance is just too much. Maybe I can buy a job there like companies do awards.

If it was only that easy....if they were for sale, I wouldn't have had to spend the entire weekend holed up watching porn I hadn't seen yet so that I could vote in this year's stuff. (Try the three hour Pamela Anderson video nommed in best alt video sometime. Three hours is longer than anyone needs of her, including Tommy Lee, obviously. It's not all gold, people.) I woulda just employed you to sit in my stead for an hour or two.

Not bitching- there are loads worse jobs out there and I have had them but if it were that easy, it would save me a ton of time and I could make my way out to see movies that (gasp!) have no cum in them more than once every couple months.

Cheer up, Owen. This world here is your oyster and you know where the cocktail sauce is. You don't need the rag I write for in the slightest.

Gee Thanks.
Oysters would be nice. It would certainly beat all the stinky tuna I've been getting lately.

LOL.

AAh, a chick for whom watching porn is business

wonderful

Welcome Heidi
I hope you are able to drag youself out of the trenches of porn in order post here on a regular basis.

Hey Heidi now that you are a poster here at porntalk I would love to hear your thoughts on "lighting in porn".We have have many heated discussions on this matter and your insight would be greatly appreciated.

Welcum Heidi!