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My nicca Wankus DOES have good taste in football teams. 
Although I am not that big a fan I guess, a dolphin tattoo no way.
To me the tat looks like one of those rub-on deals. 
Straight out of a Box of crackerjack no less...fucking toy 'surprise'
What's Jamal's fee for eradicating that ink on Butt Nugget's flabby, hang gliding arm with a cheese grater?
I'll ask him as soon as he's well, he jammed his trigger finger defending the 'honor' of some stupid chick stripping on stage at Kahoots in HArtford when she made fun of and pissed off a Japanese customer's small penis that was barely protruding under his suit pants...turns out the jap knew karate and had her fake tits in Something Called 'Yamato's Grip of Suffering', and began mumbling "Wax on.....Wax Off"...meanwhile, jamal entered the picture when the chick's frantic attempts to escape started causing my table, 2 spots away, to vibrate and endangered my Absolut & 7-up. Jamal said to the small but lethal Nip, "Yo man, putthamuthafuckintits down n' behave yo'self...", but the Nip yelled "Not done yet!!!!' and extended a chop in Jamal's direction which he blocked but not without hurting his right index figure.....litigation is pending at this time....
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