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DB,

Ok, I uncovered the deal regarding Jamal...

http://www.rent-a-negro.com/index.htm




Nah, no rent a negro for this crippled bourgeoise cracka'....Jamal is basically fulfilling a debt his grandfather had with Grandpa Da Burglar. See, Grandpa DB and Jamals GP were in Korea together during the war, circa 1952...one night they both went to a Korean Whorehouse in Pusan, and Jamal's Grandpappy (Jerome) impaled a 4'11" Korean cutie with his 11-1/2 inch Big Black Dick. The young little korean whore died, and Jerome would have been in deep shit with the UN JAG, had not Grandpa DB helped him dispose of the body in a local Korean Butcher Shop/Pet Store serving as a front for the CIA (grandpa DB was also a spook.) So to repay the debt, Jerome offered my grandpa anything...so Grandpa DB (also clairvoyant) said..."Boy, I mean Jerome, 20 years from now I will have a grandson named Da Burglar III, and he will be a crippled fucker with an attitude...I want your grandson who will be named Jamal to push his smart w/chair bound ass around, drive him wherever the fuck he wants to go, and get him hookers twice weekly." Thus it went down thru the years.....Got that?
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