If I come there will I be able to see you naked up close and for real? If so, that is marvelous. I would love a lap dance. Before you sit down I will do the customary alingning of my cock through my pocket so's it's parallel with your beautiful ass crack. Then as you begin grinding I will get out my tiny, tiny tv what modern technology makes possible and watch your '7 the Hard Way' scene and remark (aloud probably) "Wow! The girl on the Tv gettin' gangbanged real good is the same one what's rubbin' her butt on my crotch fer real ri-ight now!" It will be an astonishing and horrrible bit of uncanny surrealisticism.