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I will be degrading myself next weekend by stripping at a club called Al's Cabaret in PA. All whores like me should occasionally find an alternative way to feel cheap and used sometimes. Nothing makes a "porn star" feel more humble than picking up soggy 1$ bills off of a fat man's lap, and then grinding on it, in hope of a 5$ tip.




I wish I lived in Cali...and that I had a fistful of singles to blow.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."