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#120637 - 09/25/05 07:32 AM
Monkey rant and porn news
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Basically just a post of shit thats interested me or ive done since the last one. Lets start off on a high and finish with a crashing thud of fury and anger samuel like.
well, i managed to bang charmane star (at a cost but not with money taps nose) and was expecting her pussy to be all worn out but was pleasantly surprised, for a borderline junkie everything was working and she smelled terrific.
Monkeys top 5 posers in porn
1. scott fayner 2. taylor rain 3. brittney skye 4. wankus 5. lex steele aka clifton aka cliffy cliff
I'd like to formally take back my manly comments on jenaveve jolie, watched a few of her scenes and they are blow your load without touching your dick hot.
If you already have a man face, why would you get cheek implants to give you a fuller face?. There has to be one person in jill's life who can tell jill kelly how it is. Its bad enough natural jill looked like the inside of a catchers mitt but now shes expanded her head by 20%. She is now at least 120% manified. Im so glad jkp went under.
Does natasha dolling still make porn?. If not, someone needs to post a picture of her at adt and start a charity drive for them all to contribute $100 each every month and pay her double the market value to unretire her fucking shoes and bang out a few scenes, if i have to see one more leather muppet scene starting a so called contract star im official moving to brazil and marrying a beach scrub named mille with an unusually large neck and feet that only bc desert walkers should have.
Word on the street is Mark davis has become dark and weird, a name that was thrown at me when talking about him was dino velvet. A man can have too much sex. So it seems.
I guess i don't have a lot lot to be angry at now, Zen monkey out.
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#120639 - 09/25/05 08:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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#120640 - 09/25/05 09:48 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
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Loc: CO Springs
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She's hawt!
No really, I like the little punk rocker look.
I'll bet she tastes good.
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#120641 - 09/25/05 11:41 AM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
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Who is turned on by this?.
Not I, not at all.
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I'd like to formally take back my manly comments on jenaveve jolie, watched a few of her scenes and they are blow your load without touching your dick hot.
Glad to see you came in from the cold on her, you must have watched the same scenes that I did.
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#120644 - 09/25/05 02:20 PM
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Registered: 07/23/04
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#120645 - 09/25/05 02:45 PM
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#120646 - 09/28/05 09:01 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Shes awful id rather fuck tantas wife while tantas daddy pokes his index fingers in and out of my asshole with garfield in a dark corner mumbling to himself.
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#120649 - 09/28/05 03:59 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 07/23/04
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Yeah but only if you can find another guy to finger your fag ass. So rock on little primate.
I got better things to do than try to join your fanboy club. Like scratching my ass.
Oh by the way I still have that PM you sent on that subject. I love to break it out and read it after I see what you post now.
Memory, and saved word documents, are a wonderful thing.
Wait maybe you are trying to get me to rant.....Let's see. fuckyoulittlenothingasswipingcocksmokingfynerlovingrimming
bumsforasmokeandareacharoundsmallmindedpusssackof
apimpleontheassofthehumanracenowgobeagoodlittleprimate
anddoanotherlinesoyoucantypesadshit.
Is that what you were looking for?
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#120650 - 09/29/05 09:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#120651 - 09/29/05 09:14 AM
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Porn Jesus
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LOL, if i really cared about the monkey fanboy club or whatever you think it is then surely my ego would prefer to keep the biggest monkey fanboy onside and that was you, so the fact i handed you your ass proves that i really don't give a flying nun with bowel issues if people like me or not, if i believe i stated that it was better when everyone hated me. Lets not forget I turned on you not vise versa. If i didn't you would still have your nose halfway up my lower intestine
Well Monkey, what you said about tanta needed to be said. It was like the emperors new clothes. It isn't always pretty but honesty is the best policy.
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#120654 - 09/29/05 12:43 PM
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#120656 - 09/29/05 07:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Read your own post, little primate.
Call me a fanboy or whatever you like but you need to give it a rest td. Watching you attempt a flamewar is like watching a downs syndrome kid work a rubiks cube.
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#120658 - 09/29/05 09:22 PM
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#120659 - 09/29/05 09:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Agreed, i look forward to getting a similar reply about the monkey fanboy group worded slightly different from tantas next time hes on.
Look no farther forward, on the fanboy issue, than your own pleading words. http://tinyurl.com/9ah73
Read your own post, little primate. ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smokin.gif)
LOL thats what you base your whole fanboy club theory on?. Because I make it public i enjoy reading posts from those people. Shame the position of chief justice of the supreme court has been filled with your ability to break down information and rule one way or another is as blinding as a 60 year old 70 pound drunk hanging outside an elementary school with a brown booze bag in his left hand and a brown bag of candy in his right.
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Call me a fanboy or whatever you like but you need to give it a rest td. Watching you attempt a flamewar is like watching a downs syndrome kid work a rubiks cube.
, Nice. i believe i could get a 12 week contract on a game show of competitive rubiks cube down syndrome edition with fox, if they pick it up i'll sent you 4% of my share.
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biff/razor...come up with something original, contribute to the board for a change, 1st off the gay stuffs old if you ever left the Cage You'd realize I've shot scenes with female talent on this board & am STRAIGHT as can be...you will not longer get a rise out of Me b/c you are the poster child for abortion, have nothing to contribute, no one here likes you & w/o posting about Me would have nothing to say & with all homosexual comments are a homo(just like how We all know Smartt is a tranny lover with his posts)...no more wasting my time saying anything to you(you are a waste of human life & you know it), eventually this will all sink in & hopefully soon you will rid the world of you & kill yourself
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This from a roidhead who's main contributions to this board are smilies and the always hard to spell LOL. You're still in kindergarten, Johnny boy. You don't wanna fuck with me.
Where did you get the new picture of biff?. Anymore?
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#120663 - 09/30/05 05:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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I'll join the monkey fan club but only if I get one of those cool "Touch Her and Die" jackets that the metro Club Jenna security guys wear.
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#120664 - 09/30/05 07:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'll join the monkey fan club but only if I get one of those cool "Touch Her and Die" jackets that the metro Club Jenna security guys wear.
Based on a PM I received he's still working out the details of the membership package. Should be a good deal.
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#120665 - 09/30/05 07:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'll join the monkey fan club but only if I get one of those cool "Touch Her and Die" jackets that the metro Club Jenna security guys wear.
Club Da Burglar Jackets are "way cooler"... ![](/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/coolsmoker.gif)
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Either way it doesn't affect me, other than the time it takes to have a good laugh and post a reply. Unlike some around here I have a life away from computer message boards.
*Da Burglar Tangent* time: I have found that, at this juncture of my life, life away from my computer is redundant, boring and dangerous. Welcome to the latest frontier...Spending 5-6 hours a day at the 'puter is a good positive thing. Anything and everything you could need/want is right at your fingertips, without all the risk or dangers. Think about it....
Sex: An abundance of great porn, live webcam chicks, and if you are not married or entangled, you can order 'take out/delivery pussy' to your home from your keyboard. And if you are married or with g/f, I suggest frequently having sex at your computer, with Porn Blasting away on screen for added visual stimulation, or you can even turn on a webcam and broadcast your 'love making -- fluid exchange' to the world, maybe even charge for it if you are creative enough.
Food: You can order food online, have a mini-fridge next to your workstation so that need is taken care of too.
Beer/Booze: See 'mini-fridge' above. *Note* The computer offers infinitely more consistent entertainment value and intellectual challenge when you are drunk, more so than plopping down in front of the TV for a hit - or - miss football game or shitty TV show. It becomes increasingly challenging to drink to excess with out dousing your keyboard with beer/booze while posting on sites like this one.
Safety: You cant get killed by a Drunk Driver at your computer (unless you live nearly under a 710 or 105 freeway underpass)...you cant catch Herpes or Aids or the clap jerking off at your computer...just be sure to use a certified pussy supplier when you order out (see 'SEX' above.)
...When you do feel the need to go out away from the computer make it a worthwhile trip...I limit my excursions to Strip Clubs, select sporting events, and really important shit like pharmacy visits.
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#120666 - 09/30/05 08:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Based on a PM I received he's still working out the details of the membership package. Should be a good deal.
Then we got the same one. Oh, and I want to touch JJ's kitty too. That's right touch it just one time. It would be like I'm touching part of porn history.
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