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Who is turned on by this?. Girl with dead soul eyes holding a 12 inch carving knife, theres a market for charlie manson porn now?. How long have i been gone for?

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*not turned on!....not turned on!* Fuck.....

*that's scary...that's scary...no no no*

Oh shit......

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Who is turned on by this?.

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I'd like to formally take back my manly comments on jenaveve jolie, watched a few of her scenes and they are blow your load without touching your dick hot.

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She's hawt!

No really, I like the little punk rocker look.

I'll bet she tastes good.

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Toe, you said it all. She is hot.

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Not really but she looks better in other pics...who am I kiddin...I'd still pull her hair, smack her ass & put a GARFIELD hurtin on her.....LOL

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I'd like to formally take back my manly comments on jenaveve jolie, watched a few of her scenes and they are blow your load without touching your dick hot.

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I won't say I told You so Monkey

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Not really but she looks better in other pics...who am I kiddin...I'd still pull her hair, smack her ass & put a GARFIELD hurtin on her.....LOL

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Come on Johnny boy. You know it's the other way around. You want her to put a hurtin' on you with big purple strap-on.

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Shes awful id rather fuck tantas wife while tantas daddy pokes his index fingers in and out of my asshole with garfield in a dark corner mumbling to himself.

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Boy little primate, you are really off on a gay tangent.

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Shes awful id rather fuck tantas wife while tantas daddy pokes his index fingers in and out of my asshole with garfield in a dark corner mumbling to himself.

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Boy little primate, you are really off on a gay tangent.

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Yeah but only if you can find another guy to finger your fag ass. So rock on little primate.

I got better things to do than try to join your fanboy club. Like scratching my ass.

Oh by the way I still have that PM you sent on that subject. I love to break it out and read it after I see what you post now.

Memory, and saved word documents, are a wonderful thing.

Wait maybe you are trying to get me to rant.....Let's see. fuckyoulittlenothingasswipingcocksmokingfynerlovingrimming
bumsforasmokeandareacharoundsmallmindedpusssackof
apimpleontheassofthehumanracenowgobeagoodlittleprimate
anddoanotherlinesoyoucantypesadshit.

Is that what you were looking for?

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LOL, if i really cared about the monkey fanboy club or whatever you think it is then surely my ego would prefer to keep the biggest monkey fanboy onside and that was you, so the fact i handed you your ass proves that i really don't give a flying nun with bowel issues if people like me or not, if i believe i stated that it was better when everyone hated me. Lets not forget I turned on you not vise versa. If i didn't you would still have your nose halfway up my lower intestine

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LOL, if i really cared about the monkey fanboy club or whatever you think it is then surely my ego would prefer to keep the biggest monkey fanboy onside and that was you, so the fact i handed you your ass proves that i really don't give a flying nun with bowel issues if people like me or not, if i believe i stated that it was better when everyone hated me. Lets not forget I turned on you not vise versa. If i didn't you would still have your nose halfway up my lower intestine

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Well Monkey, what you said about tanta needed to be said. It was like the emperors new clothes. It isn't always pretty but honesty is the best policy.

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LOL, if i really cared about the monkey fanboy club or whatever you think it is then surely my ego would prefer to keep the biggest monkey fanboy onside and that was you, so the fact i handed you your ass proves that i really don't give a flying nun with bowel issues if people like me or not, if i believe i stated that it was better when everyone hated me. Lets not forget I turned on you not vise versa. If i didn't you would still have your nose halfway up my lower intestine

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Well Monkey, what you said about tanta needed to be said. It was like the emperors new clothes. It isn't always pretty but honesty is the best policy.

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No, but thanks for handing my ass back too me. I need to take a shit. I hope it still works after being in your possession.
But anyway thanks I needed it back.
Now on with the hating as it is so much fun reading your next rant.

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Agreed, i look forward to getting a similar reply about the monkey fanboy group worded slightly different from tantas next time hes on.

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Look no farther forward, on the fanboy issue, than your own pleading words.
http://tinyurl.com/9ah73

Read your own post, little primate.

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Call me a fanboy or whatever you like but you need to give it a rest td. Watching you attempt a flamewar is like watching a downs syndrome kid work a rubiks cube.

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biff/razor...come up with something original, contribute to the board for a change, 1st off the gay stuffs old if you ever left the Cage You'd realize I've shot scenes with female talent on this board & am STRAIGHT as can be...you will not longer get a rise out of Me b/c you are the poster child for abortion, have nothing to contribute, no one here likes you & w/o posting about Me would have nothing to say & with all homosexual comments are a homo(just like how We all know Smartt is a tranny lover with his posts)...no more wasting my time saying anything to you(you are a waste of human life & you know it), eventually this will all sink in & hopefully soon you will rid the world of you & kill yourself

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This from a roidhead who's main contributions to this board are smilies and the always hard to spell LOL. You're still in kindergarten, Johnny boy. You don't wanna fuck with me.

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Agreed, i look forward to getting a similar reply about the monkey fanboy group worded slightly different from tantas next time hes on.

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Look no farther forward, on the fanboy issue, than your own pleading words.
http://tinyurl.com/9ah73

Read your own post, little primate.

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LOL thats what you base your whole fanboy club theory on?. Because I make it public i enjoy reading posts from those people. Shame the position of chief justice of the supreme court has been filled with your ability to break down information and rule one way or another is as blinding as a 60 year old 70 pound drunk hanging outside an elementary school with a brown booze bag in his left hand and a brown bag of candy in his right.

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Call me a fanboy or whatever you like but you need to give it a rest td. Watching you attempt a flamewar is like watching a downs syndrome kid work a rubiks cube.

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, Nice. i believe i could get a 12 week contract on a game show of competitive rubiks cube down syndrome edition with fox, if they pick it up i'll sent you 4% of my share.

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biff/razor...come up with something original, contribute to the board for a change, 1st off the gay stuffs old if you ever left the Cage You'd realize I've shot scenes with female talent on this board & am STRAIGHT as can be...you will not longer get a rise out of Me b/c you are the poster child for abortion, have nothing to contribute, no one here likes you & w/o posting about Me would have nothing to say & with all homosexual comments are a homo(just like how We all know Smartt is a tranny lover with his posts)...no more wasting my time saying anything to you(you are a waste of human life & you know it), eventually this will all sink in & hopefully soon you will rid the world of you & kill yourself

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This from a roidhead who's main contributions to this board are smilies and the always hard to spell LOL. You're still in kindergarten, Johnny boy. You don't wanna fuck with me.

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Where did you get the new picture of biff?. Anymore?

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Thanks for the sig.

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Where did you get the new picture of biff?. Anymore?

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I'm not in a war of any kind. A war would need to be face to face/man ot man. Like that would ever happen..I just answer the shit posted with my name in it. And watching a downs syndrome kid work a rubiks cube might be more entertaining that reading your attempt at put downs.

I never called you anything, fanboy included. You are the one that added your name to my post, not me. See I didn't start this stupid shit, I have only answered the call out.

I have much better things to do than trying to piss off some keyboard commandos over the internet. It just doesn't make rational sense. What can be gained? How could anyone possibly come out on top? Maybe the one that has the most time to spend posting 10 year old mentality dribble on a porn board?

Either way it doesn't affect me, other than the time it takes to have a good laugh and post a reply. Unlike some around here I have a life away from computer message boards.

Have a nice day.

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LOL thats what you base your whole fanboy club theory on?. Because I make it public i enjoy reading posts from those people.

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No that was just one of the reasons. Another would when the ass kissing stops you vaporize only to return when enough of your base keeps posting to you. lol
Look either way I don't give a shit what or who you do. Like I said I only post in response to remarks made about me, on this subject. If you don't want to see me post to you, all you have to do is leave me out of your remarks, or not. This could go on for ever.

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I'll join the monkey fan club but only if I get one of those cool "Touch Her and Die" jackets that the metro Club Jenna security guys wear.

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I'll join the monkey fan club but only if I get one of those cool "Touch Her and Die" jackets that the metro Club Jenna security guys wear.

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Club Da Burglar Jackets are "way cooler"...

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Either way it doesn't affect me, other than the time it takes to have a good laugh and post a reply. Unlike some around here I have a life away from computer message boards.

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*Da Burglar Tangent* time: I have found that, at this juncture of my life, life away from my computer is redundant, boring and dangerous. Welcome to the latest frontier...Spending 5-6 hours a day at the 'puter is a good positive thing. Anything and everything you could need/want is right at your fingertips, without all the risk or dangers. Think about it....

Sex: An abundance of great porn, live webcam chicks, and if you are not married or entangled, you can order 'take out/delivery pussy' to your home from your keyboard. And if you are married or with g/f, I suggest frequently having sex at your computer, with Porn Blasting away on screen for added visual stimulation, or you can even turn on a webcam and broadcast your 'love making -- fluid exchange' to the world, maybe even charge for it if you are creative enough.

Food: You can order food online, have a mini-fridge next to your workstation so that need is taken care of too.

Beer/Booze: See 'mini-fridge' above. *Note* The computer offers infinitely more consistent entertainment value and intellectual challenge when you are drunk, more so than plopping down in front of the TV for a hit - or - miss football game or shitty TV show. It becomes increasingly challenging to drink to excess with out dousing your keyboard with beer/booze while posting on sites like this one.

Safety: You cant get killed by a Drunk Driver at your computer (unless you live nearly under a 710 or 105 freeway underpass)...you cant catch Herpes or Aids or the clap jerking off at your computer...just be sure to use a certified pussy supplier when you order out (see 'SEX' above.)

...When you do feel the need to go out away from the computer make it a worthwhile trip...I limit my excursions to Strip Clubs, select sporting events, and really important shit like pharmacy visits.

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Based on a PM I received he's still working out the details of the membership package. Should be a good deal.

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Based on a PM I received he's still working out the details of the membership package. Should be a good deal.

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Then we got the same one. Oh, and I want to touch JJ's kitty too. That's right touch it just one time. It would be like I'm touching part of porn history.

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Monkey is charging too much- since he stole my promised job with Jenna there is no way I can afford the fan club.