someone give koko the gorilla back her kitten, it's freaking the fuck out! it's an endangered, backwards species so they won't let us kill it, just study it with lots of rectal temperature checking.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits