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#120493 - 09/24/05 04:06 PM today's poll
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	_________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#120494 - 09/24/05 09:11 PM 'Hypnocrock's' poll
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	I laughed when JRV called him 'hypnokook' in the TOP SECRET CLASSIFIED XPT admin/moderator forum, and I actually began to think JRV was 'really ok' until he ruined my kelly wells-on-meth fantasy, but Hypnocrotch really is not a sexual being at all...he is not corporeal, he is a low level evil spirit, an imp, 50% mythological / 50% hallucination.... He is the 'roaming gnome' of porn who has taken up residence here at XPT for some reason. Gnomes dont sexually reproduce, they are made in a factory (run by other gnomes)...and he probably has MEETH. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#120495 - 09/24/05 10:29 PM Re: 'Hypnocrock's' poll
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	hypnocock is one of the few people i've ever run across on the internet that i'd waste a bullet on. for the good of whatever society he really lives in.
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#120496 - 09/25/05 07:53 AM Re: today's poll
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: he's a really cool guy who just pretends he's desperate for attention and rob longshot's massive tool Massive tool? Hmmmm No one here could have seen an actual Longshot movie then? I am fucking shocked.
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#120497 - 09/25/05 08:10 AM Re: today's poll
Panda_Bear ADT regular Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 8	Quote: Quote: he's a really cool guy who just pretends he's desperate for attention and rob longshot's massive tool Massive tool? Hmmmm No one here could have seen an actual Longshot movie then? I am fucking shocked. Good to see you're concentrating on the wrong part of the poll.
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#120498 - 09/25/05 08:23 AM Re: today's poll
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: Good to see you're concentrating on the wrong part of the poll. I'm not a line crasher, don't worry I won't cut in front of you and your clap carrying lips, enjoy servicing your glory hole bitch.
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#120499 - 09/25/05 08:44 AM Re: today's poll
Panda_Bear ADT regular Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 8	You're the one collecting all his films What's a glory hole? Is this another been around the world, "experienced it all" things? Is this how you got the AIDS? Is this more male anatomy fixation? I'll help you with this problem, keep going... You don't know a guy named Arthur by any chance do you?
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#120500 - 09/25/05 09:16 AM Re: today's poll
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Quote: You're the one collecting all his films What's a glory hole? Is this another been around the world, "experienced it all" things? Is this how you got the AIDS? Is this more male anatomy fixation? I'll help you with this problem, keep going... You don't know a guy named Arthur by any chance do you? Wow thatâ€™s clever. Glad to see that the syphilis and the large amounts of semen you ingest has not completely rotted your brains out. Iâ€™m sorry, I got the term â€œglory holeâ€ from the news. I donâ€™t know what the gay term is. Please inform us.
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#120501 - 09/25/05 09:59 AM Re: today's poll
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	What's a matter panda? Nothing else to say? Don't worry man you go away for a couple of days let the bleeding stop, then you can come back and try again. Maybe the the university of GED didn't prepare you for what your facing now. Never fear there always community college.
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