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HOW ARE THEY GONNA DO HAND JOB MOVIES IF THEY DON'T HAVE HANDS TO DO THEM WITH???? HOW IRONIC IS IT, THAT METRO HAS CORNERED THAT MARKET? 
Good point...
"handjobs"...."blowjobs"....how about a series titled simply..."Jobs"...?
A production company scours the country and places ads, looking for guys who can spontaneously cum with out doing anything or having anything done to them. A typical scene, shot POV, would simply have an erect penis, with a hot chick STARING at it...after 7 to 8 minutes, the cock erupts onto the chicks face, and thats it. 3 or 4 scenes per title, no more....
This will cater to the porn market niche(s) of premature ejaculators, guys detoxing off Heroin/opiates who have spontaneous orgasms, guys who are horny but too lazy to manually stimulate their penis in a vigorous manner (or Fat Fucks too out of shape to stroke their cock without getting winded after 43 seconds...assuming they can even find their dicks...) etc etc etc.
Simplicity at its finest.... :bananacream
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