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what the hell happened to bobby vitale anyway? last time i saw him he was in a wheelcahir pissing in a champagne bucket at the V bar in vegas.. 
Sure as hell wasn't me, although I think I pissed in a fake plant holder there once, but that was in 2002 after the Patriots won their first super bowl, and I couldn't get to the bathroom cuz of the crowd...??? or was it Ra? wait, fuck, Did the V bar even exist in 2002? 
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brianna banks left him for the wheelchair guy and his pills.
This happens quite often, these sociopathic hot chicks key in on seemingly helpless, lonely men with apparent limitless supplies of pills, and maybe as a bonus, cash. Its awesome, however, to see the look on their faces, when I have my driver drop them off at Walgreens and I ask them to run in for me and pick up my prescription while I sit in the car playing gimp, only to have them walk out holding my Colace (stool softener used in conjunction with narcotics to combat constipation...) Then I see where their heart is, believe you me...
...of course, If I had 79 cents for every pill some chick ever stole from me, I'd have....ummm....a lot more cents, I guess. What's the deal with Firewall lately? Is he still alive?
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