i was encouraged general porn talk might evolve beyond a primordial pool of wretched shutins, but alas, the 989th "courtney simpson-i like her because she looks like a boy" thread showed up again. we've got more than one padova thread going, i expect a brazzle one anyday.

here's the funny thing-bobby vitale's real name is "gerald ford" and i'm deadly fucking serious.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits