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#120402 - 09/24/05 10:08 AM
a dissapointing thing and a funny thing
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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i was encouraged general porn talk might evolve beyond a primordial pool of wretched shutins, but alas, the 989th "courtney simpson-i like her because she looks like a boy" thread showed up again. we've got more than one padova thread going, i expect a brazzle one anyday.
here's the funny thing-bobby vitale's real name is "gerald ford" and i'm deadly fucking serious.
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#120405 - 09/24/05 10:17 AM
Re: a dissapointing thing and a funny thing
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Porn Jesus
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he made a midget joke and bishop beat him until he was paralyzed. wankus sometimes throws a few rocks his way for hush-hush oral sex, brianna banks left him for the wheelchair guy and his pills.
on a different note-nominee for best new poster-vanpiles.
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#120406 - 09/24/05 10:18 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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what's up with you not doing adt-sneak-attacks anymore? i miss those deeply.
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#120407 - 09/24/05 10:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
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his name really is gerald ford, btw.
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#120409 - 09/24/05 10:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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on a different note-nominee for best new poster-vanpiles.
hear, hear.
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#120410 - 09/24/05 10:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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.... but alas, the 989th "courtney simpson-i like her because she looks like a boy" thread showed up again....
We'll always get what I call the ADT blowback. If you ignore them long enough they eventually fade away.
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#120411 - 09/24/05 01:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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what the hell happened to bobby vitale anyway? last time i saw him he was in a wheelcahir pissing in a champagne bucket at the V bar in vegas.. 
Sure as hell wasn't me, although I think I pissed in a fake plant holder there once, but that was in 2002 after the Patriots won their first super bowl, and I couldn't get to the bathroom cuz of the crowd...??? or was it Ra? wait, fuck, Did the V bar even exist in 2002? 
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brianna banks left him for the wheelchair guy and his pills.
This happens quite often, these sociopathic hot chicks key in on seemingly helpless, lonely men with apparent limitless supplies of pills, and maybe as a bonus, cash. Its awesome, however, to see the look on their faces, when I have my driver drop them off at Walgreens and I ask them to run in for me and pick up my prescription while I sit in the car playing gimp, only to have them walk out holding my Colace (stool softener used in conjunction with narcotics to combat constipation...) Then I see where their heart is, believe you me...
...of course, If I had 79 cents for every pill some chick ever stole from me, I'd have....ummm....a lot more cents, I guess. What's the deal with Firewall lately? Is he still alive?
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#120412 - 09/24/05 04:22 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/23/04
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Loc: United States
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Fucking Hilarious Burglar 
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#120413 - 09/24/05 08:42 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
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vanpiles=vid cap faggot.
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#120416 - 09/25/05 08:26 AM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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i was encouraged general porn talk might evolve beyond a primordial pool of wretched shutins, but alas, the 989th "courtney simpson-i like her because she looks like a boy" thread showed up again. we've got more than one padova thread going, i expect a brazzle one anyday.
here's the funny thing-bobby vitale's real name is "gerald ford" and i'm deadly fucking serious.
Trent is getting the shiv in Las Vegas as soon as his British ass is stepping off the plane.
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