Handjobs are awesome if done correctly. Although Joe Rogan put it very well in his stand-up.
Said to a woman, "What makes you think... that you could possibly be as good at that.... as ME! I've got 30 years practice! Even if you were any good there's no way you've developed the stamina to complete the job, so it just fucking aggravating!"
Though there are girls that can do it well. I just about came in the first 5 minutes of this scene with this girl. Musta been the killer Manicure.