the funniest part is cow/buttmaster/melissa ashley's first language is english, yet comes up with phrases like "kelly wells beaten in her face?". who speaks like this? other than buttmaster, who's almost as bad as pirate/swami satchimila.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits