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#120220 - 09/23/05 06:18 PM We got dicks like jesus
vanpiles Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 137	"my dick is super size your dick looks like two fries" Thats one of the funniest fuckin songs I have heard in along time. nice work http://www.americanhardcore.com/trailers.html Edited by vanpiles (09/23/05 06:19 PM)
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#120221 - 09/23/05 09:12 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Nominee for funniest title of an XPT thread...although I am waiting for the comp screen to burn up via fire and brimstone.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#120222 - 09/23/05 09:37 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	your a sick, sick man _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#120223 - 09/24/05 06:09 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus
vanpiles Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 137	Listen God made man in his image so why can't i have a dick like Jesus????
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#120224 - 09/24/05 10:16 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus
vanpiles Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 137	i still got a dick like Jesus!
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#120225 - 09/25/05 01:38 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus
RENFIELD1 Gay For Pay Registered: 07/04/05 Posts: 1006 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Quote: i still got a dick like Jesus! I wanna see what Jesus' dick looked like.....Puhleeze
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#120226 - 09/28/05 04:12 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	"My dick, so hot it's stolen, "Yo' dick, look like Gary Coleman." http://www.americanhardcore.com/trailer_girls_suck.swf The perfect porn song...and the trailer is pretty good too.
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#120227 - 09/28/05 07:43 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	my dick..is large like the chargers..... the whole team.. your shit look like you fourteen.... _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#120228 - 09/28/05 07:54 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Jesus' dick, much like himself, was black. So most of the guys here do not have a dick like Jesus.
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#120229 - 09/28/05 08:06 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
vanpiles Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 137	http://americanhardcore.com/trailers.html My dick's VIP your shit needs ID... My dick play's on the double feature screen.. your dick went straight to dvd...
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#120230 - 09/28/05 08:59 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	"Even though I am crippled - da chick's love for MY dick is tripled..." See what happens when mid 30's Ivy League White Guy Intellectual degenerates try to 'RAP'....fucking A, where's Jamal when I need him..... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#120231 - 09/28/05 11:01 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
vanpiles Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 137	My dick locked in a cage right. yo dick suffered from from stage fright...... that song is almost as entertaining as load that gets blown on randi wrights face......
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#120232 - 10/08/05 08:27 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	So doea nyone know who wrote the song? They need to get some cred for that effort!
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#120233 - 10/08/05 10:13 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
JimJaded Gay For Pay Registered: 09/22/05 Posts: 932 Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...	Quote: So doea nyone know who wrote the song? They need to get some cred for that effort! my dick....bigger than a bridge....your dick...look like a little kids _________________________ i don't want YOU to assume i'm being uppity or disrespectful here, but even shit eaters must work within reasonable limits.
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#120234 - 10/09/05 12:07 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Found it! Finally... Mickey Avalon. It's the last track on his only record. I believe the "DS" reference is to an alternate name of the band, Mickey Avalon and the Dyslexic Speed Readers, not sure. Nice job, Mickey
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#120235 - 03/24/09 11:23 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Sadly, AH is gone, and trailer gone with it. Here's the original song...without Audrey Hollander begging for cum. http://www.imeem.com/groups/mmJvGtba/music/1QKoamL9/mickey-avalon-my-dick-feat-dirt-nasty-andre-legacy/
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#120236 - 03/26/09 01:39 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus
TheBillyvassi AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 10/26/07 Posts: 538 Loc: Canada	jesus christ you guys are behind the times _________________________ Porns Dock Ellis
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#120237 - 03/26/09 02:32 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Billy.. I'd like to take this time to remind you that.. JESUS WAS BROLY.. edit... vid with lyrics Edited by LouCypher (03/26/09 02:41 PM) _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#547538 - 03/16/12 07:43 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus [Re: Willie D]
Nathanial Mayweather Gay For Pay Registered: 08/30/07 Posts: 1045 Loc: Putting the POW in powerbottom...	Originally Posted By: Willie D "My dick, so hot it's stolen, "Yo' dick, look like Gary Coleman." <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/2pistols.gif" alt="" /> http://www.americanhardcore.com/trailer_girls_suck.swf The perfect porn song...and the trailer is pretty good too. So the syphilis is setting in nicely on you Will E DEE. I was wrong.. Will E Dee, you've always just pretty much SUCKED... you've only been here long enough to have me ask... Why haven't you killed yourself or someone else by now you pathetic waist of humanity?
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#547669 - 03/17/12 06:09 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus [Re: vanpiles]
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	What the fuck is a "waist" of humanity ? Whatever it is I bet Walmart has it cheap ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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#547673 - 03/17/12 08:02 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus [Re: vanpiles]
Jigaloo Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/06 Posts: 7863	Waist of Humanity is like a Den of Racism. _________________________
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#547675 - 03/17/12 09:43 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus [Re: backdoorman]
LouCypher @ Porn Jesus Registered: 10/19/06 Posts: 9958 Loc: fortified	Originally Posted By: backdoorman What the fuck is a "waist" of humanity ? Whatever it is I bet Walmart has it cheap ! [bdm] and it comes with an elastic waist band. nyuck.[/bdm] _________________________ i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#547702 - 03/18/12 05:37 AM Re: We got dicks like jesus [Re: Jigaloo]
Bornyo Porn Jesus Registered: 09/23/04 Posts: 10321	Originally Posted By: Jigaloo Waist of Humanity is like a Den of Racism. Pretty fuckin funny, that.
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#547779 - 03/18/12 02:52 PM Re: We got dicks like jesus [Re: vanpiles]
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5213 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	Mickey Avalon is part of the Cisco Adler/Shwayzee/LMFAO/Wil.I.Am family. For a good laugh, google " Cisco Adler's Balls " sometime. _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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