Steps to becoming a porn hipster:

1. stop washing your hair
2. stop changing and washing your clothes
3. announce that you dont want to look like everyone else. Immediately get earplugs and tattoo sleeves on your arms, include stars as much as possible. Cut a short sweeping bang haircut and dye your hair jet black.(Black rimmed glasses optional)
4. find as many crappy emo band names as you can and immediately list them all on your myspace as your favorite bands. If you cant find enough make some up, if questioned about the fake band names, act like the person doesnt know shit and your cooler than them. Then announce that emo is lame and you found something cooler but you cant tell anyone what it is because they arent cool enough.
5. Move to silverlake, and live on someones couch
6. buy a shitty car and act like the shittier your car, the cooler you are. (random holier than thou bumper stickers optional) Never, EVER wash this car
7. make porn with these philosophies in mind. if someone thinks your porn sucks, then obviously they arent cool, dont get it, and have no clue what they are talking about.