Dear Mr. Bin Laden,
I would like to start by saying that I am the first to admit that I am not perfect or think that the way I do things is always right. However, sir as we reflect on the past events and your misplaced anger, I must point out a few things that I feel are more constructive than negative. Your anger and hatred manifesting in pure evil can be acknowledged and debated, although how that is used I feel is the core issue. 9/11 was a disaster and a horrific crime, but it didn't have to be..... See Mr. Bin Laden if you had done your homework you would have discovered what we call "bridge and tunnel kids" and your airplane hijacking would have been more effective and perhaps even embraced by some had it been aimed in the right direction.
Joanna Angel and her wannabe east village trendy trend setter friends are ruining the good name for the big apple. So Mr. Bin laden take note but take it as constructive criticizm, so that next time you have the right target and get more bang for your buck.... In addition, it might be a good idea to search all the adult stores that are carrying Joanna' Angels and send one of your "guys in"(wink wink) to pay a late fee. I hope this letter finds you well.

with warm regards,

Van