The things I hate in porn:

1. Any f'ing hip-hop, trance or dance music on the sountrack ... in fact I don't like any music

2. Dubbing extra ooos and aaahs onto the finished movie ... when when the lips aren't even moving

3. Any dubbed movie ... the French/Spanish ruin all the good movies by taking off the original sound ... WHY?

4. Girls who shout and scream endlessy ... Sandra Romain comes to mind ... put a sock in it and STFU. Most English girls try to make a name by shouting an endless stream of obscenities, it's so boringly predictable. Also the dominant porn bitches who demand to be satisfied NOW.

5. Guys who slap their dick

6. Girls who wipe the end of the dick with their hand before sucking it in A2M

7. Lesbians ... most movies are fucking dreadful

8. Gangbangs and Bukkake

9. Germans pissing in each others mouths after the sex

10. All that fettish shit --- I don't need 20 minutes of some has-been bitch getting her slave to lick her toe or take lettuce leaf lashes, then scream like it's real. But I really hate the pseudo S&M leather masters - who I think are mainly ponced up repressed homos (you've gotta laugh at them taking 10 minutes to strategically place 10 clothes pegs on a tit) ... I bet the cunts listen to Don Henley records and turned vegetarian on moral grounds. Lifestyle bullshit the SF way.

11 David Perry, Ben Dover and Manuelle Ferrare ... 2 French cunts and a cherpy cockney twat