Ashley Blue Wrote
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I am so sick of seeing the following in porno:

LITTLE DICKS
staph infections
gay guys gazing into eachother's eyes during d.p.'s
dirty feet
dick cheese
razor/speed rashes
high five's
vaginas




So i might aswell kill a few birds with one stone here. Little dicks in porn isnt the end of the world for me personally because i only care what the girls look like. But seeing as you mentioned it ...

Teen Sensations 3 i think it was. The male talent with Ashley has probably one of the smallest dicks ive seen in porn.

Now heres what i dont like in porn. GUYS THAT CANT KEEP HARD. This guy (in the teen sensations movie) is attempting to shag ashleys ass and just cant keep hard! he can barely get the thing in because it constantly just bends! It also slips out a few times due to this fact.

Then we come to the cumshot scene (finally). The guy practically starts giving birth! I never knew guys could make such noises! And its not as if he cums and gets it over with! he moans for i dont know how long before he shoots (dribbles) and then continues to beat off and moan for another 2 minutes! as if something more is actually going to come out! I almost see Ashley start to grin as in ... WHAT THE FUCK DUDE ... you are done!

Anyhows, as always, Ashley once again does what needs to be done and the scene is still watchable and slightly amusing i guess.

But guys like that make me look like some experienced pornstar.