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#119803 - 09/21/05 06:39 PM hilarious news story.
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-Associated Press

ITHACA, New York-A recently completed study at the Cornell University School of Veterinary Medicine may shed interesting light on the Brazilian species. In a controlled, 5-year series of experiments, Brazilian men, women and children were exposed to human corpses similar to the bodies of homeless streetchildren common throughout their native land.

With a negligable margin of error, 95% or greater of subjects exhibited a Pavlovian response. What exactly this was, according to Dr.Maurice Lester is "A Pavlovian response, same as the dog-they'd start salivating like a fucking german shepard when the corpses were put in front of them and the majority of the male subjects seemed to experience some kind of sexual excitement but we couldn't tell if we were looking at a penis or simply another boil given the obesity most displayed. Brazilians are below animals,effective January 1 of next year the Academy of Vetrinary Sciences is no longer obligated to treat these filthy beasts".

The implications for the overburdened public health services in the United States are expected to be dramatically fewer hospital beds, given that 78% of all HIV-positive persons admitted last year were of Brazilian heritage. This latest announcement freeing vets from a duty to treat Brazilians struck by cars or displaying massive signs of infection consistent with a country lacking toilet paper and means to brush their teeth will allow pounds to keep cats, dogs, and parakeets from being euthanized an average of one year, compared to just 3 weeks at presstime.
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#119804 - 09/22/05 06:30 AM Re: hilarious news story.
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I wouldn't be surprised if the 11 average IQ points difference doesn't somehow play a role in all this.

Your story reminds me of a tidbit I found on the origin of the tranny. Enjoy.

Transsexuals: Origins of the species

def. Transsexual: Portuguese for too cowardly to be a man.

At the beginning of WWII Brazil was allied with the Axis. The Axis insisted that Brazil send men to be integrated into the Axis armies. Most Brazilian men being too cowardly and gay for military service decided to change their sexuality to that of a woman in order to be released from military service. Once the war was over and the Brazilian economy was left in shambles the transsexual once again came to the forefront. They turned the Brazilian economy around with gay tourism. Homosexuals from all over the world would flock to Brazil in order to see these half man half woman creatures and to fuck them. When AIDS first appeared it almost spelled the end of the transsexual in Brazil. Thanks to the use of condoms and the promotion in the hetrosexual world by some the powers to be in the American porn industry this revolution marches on.

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#119805 - 09/22/05 07:26 AM Re: hilarious news story.
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man, nothing brightens up a morning like a little hatred and well-justified dehumanization.

the handicapped-before burglar came out of the closet


trannies, i hate trannies-so should you
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#119806 - 09/22/05 07:57 AM Re: hilarious news story.
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Registered: 07/23/04
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I can't wait till Smartt reads this....LMFAO
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#119807 - 09/22/05 08:48 AM Re: hilarious news story.
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Quote:

man, nothing brightens up a morning like a little hatred and well-justified dehumanization.

the handicapped-before burglar came out of the closet


trannies, i hate trannies-so should you





My sense of foreboding and general lack of faith in humanity has me worried that, as we speak, SMARTT is discovering that handicapped trannies (paraplegics, amputees, and botched horrific sex change procedure 'victims') exist and are part of a growing fetish demand, and that whole institutions for these abominations actually exist in modestly respectable neighborhoods in Sao Paulo and Rio....

...If and when I see a chick with a dick in a wheelchair, know that I have wheeled off a cliff...I leave all my assets to James and Monkey to fund a secret campaign to eradicate transexuals, all crippled Jenna fans everywhere and Lex Steele.
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#119808 - 09/22/05 12:10 PM Re: hilarious news story.
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If you want a scary story read this. the similarities are mind boggling.

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#119809 - 05/04/06 09:05 PM Re: hilarious news story.
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smartt was truly the worst person i've ever encountered in the most peripheral of senses.
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#119810 - 05/26/07 04:55 PM Re: hilarious news story.
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bumpforgotabouthisone.
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