..to infiltrate their anti-obscenity goon squads and sabotage their efforts....read about here: Ed Meese Rides Again...sort of....

Ok, if we can get a Monkey Cage member to apply, one who is not too overweight and has less than 5 of the 10 traits German Forensic Psychiatrists look for to identify someone as a Sociopath, we will all breathe a little easier, and continue to behave in a anti-social and debauched manner with only divine retribution to worry about instead of guys in windbreakers and ball caps wearing ties busting in on us as we jerk off to <insert name of favorite gag film her> and seizing our hard drives...

Or we could just move the Cage to Denmark....Yo, Jamal, where's that chick Erika's phone number?