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The guardsmen recently thought they had caught a looter coming back into town to load his stash onto a moving truck. Inside his home, the soldiers found automobile parts stacked 8 feet high, a new off-road motorcycle and various electronics, including a video game system with a pawn shop ticket still attached.


But the man told the soldiers he had no idea where the goods came from and that someone else must have broken into his home and stashed them there after he evacuated.




"I swear officer! Someone else braved flood waters and criminal anarchy so they could fill my house with luxury items! The moving truck?! I was gonna return this stuff to the original owner! Yeah, that's the ticket."