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#119580 - 09/22/05 09:31 PM
Re: MEETH
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
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Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#119583 - 09/22/05 09:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Melissa Lauren has MEETH.
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brandon used it to hold her hostage along with threatening to out her grandfather as a vichy collaborator. and he had a stun gun. fuck smartt for ruining my melissa lauren death poll, i'm not getting over that anytime soon.
Fuck, I knew it....someone told me her scene in AGSOI #5 was unreal, like she has this demonic frantic look in her eyes and in her actions as like 8 or 9 guys pop into a martini glass or some shit, and she greedily gobbles the goo with a fucked up Nicholson Joker-esque smile on her face.....did she spontaneously start talking in a Satanic version of the French Language during this scene? Did Brandon turn into Louis Cyphre (ala Deniro in 'ANGEL HEART'?) Does Melissa really have a Meth habit now? Will they let her back into France? Shit, this thread now raises more questions than it answers....
Shit it's what caused her switch in personality so quickly and drastically. In the words of Isaac Hayes (Chef from South Park):
She got the split personality heebee geebies 
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#119585 - 09/23/05 07:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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She's not methorexic. There's some muscle in there.
Give it a couple of more months and she'll look like Taylor Rain. I can already see her cheeks starting to sink in and transforming into meth face. Why do you think she wants a boob job so bad, to hide the fact she is wasting away.
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#119587 - 09/23/05 12:43 PM
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Registered: 06/08/03
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I hate bad tweekers. I have been using meth hard core for years. I make a habit of waxing my car and all the neighbors cars with a flashlight at 4 in the morning. I spend hours picking my face in the mirror. I speak continuously to the tree people and they talk back. I have bags of dirty laundry piled around the house, in the garage, and loaded in the trunk of my car at all times. I am 2 hours late at best for any engagement I have. (that's if a even make it at all) I am so defensive I cant even except a compliment without snapping back a snide remark. I mean I tweak hard core. But c-mon people cant you just brush your teeth. I scrub my teeth every day. Boy I hate sloppy tweekers
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#119588 - 09/23/05 03:04 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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Ashely, how about throwing out some names. You're a contract whore so its not like you'll be blacklisted from the pornworld. If girls keep lapping up the pussy meth juice of other girls, eventually everyone will have MEETH. You probably already gotten contact highs from pussy cum Ashley  Be careful or you'll be hooked next !
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#119592 - 09/24/05 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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#119594 - 09/24/05 12:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Melissa Lauren has MEETH. 
you re all crazy. dudes, i dont smoke, i dont do drugs, i even quit drinking. i m one of the cleanest girls in the biz.
what s wrong with you?
Just seeing if I could get you to post.Congradulations it has been exactly 1 month since you posted last time. 
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#119597 - 09/24/05 05:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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the best part about the last poster is that you could hit him with 4 tranquilizer darts used for dangerous game and he'd still scream something about strapons because he's skiing that hard right now. or he's insane. or he's a caveman. either way, he's comic relief, thank you allcaps guy.
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#119605 - 09/25/05 01:33 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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...well the solution to avoiding the devestating effects of Meth on the body and soul is to cultivate a more soothing addiction, like HEROIN, for instance...Meth is the fast lane to oblivion, while Smack offers the pleasant, scenic route to hell 
Finally! Someone with some goddamn sense in here.
AGREED... 
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#119609 - 09/27/05 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Melissa Lauren has MEETH.
you re all crazy. dudes, i dont smoke, i dont do drugs, i even quit drinking. i m one of the cleanest girls in the biz.
what s wrong with you?
What's wrong with me is that you don't post enough. You need to post more here Melissa because we are your kind of people. (Fuck you Brandon, don't even think of posting in this thread).
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#119610 - 09/28/05 12:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Now meeth are official, at least in the Urban Dictionary, "Contraction of meth and teeth. The rapid discoloration, deformation and decay of the teeth caused by chronic use of methamphetamine. Research indicates the primary causes for meeth are (i) erosion of the tooth enamel caused by the use of caustic agents in meth, such as battery acid, (ii) dry mouth caused by meth use, which prohibits saliva from secreting, and (iii) the tendency for meth users to crave sugar-rich drinks while high. "Although similar in appearance, meeth are not to be confused with the acidic erosion of the teeth caused by the habitual vomiting of bulemics. "'Although the adult actress had perfect hair, professional make up and had a new outfit, those meeth dangling from her gums proved she was still an addicted porn skank.'" So...  too much meth s up your mouth, but it's not the same as  ing too much. http://www.urbandictionary.com
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#119611 - 09/28/05 12:50 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
Posts: 1006
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Ill nominate steve holmes allthough i dont know if its Meth or just the fact that he's European 
True, although he looks like he is on heroin most of the time.... 
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#119612 - 09/28/05 03:36 PM
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Registered: 04/16/04
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#119614 - 09/28/05 09:58 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 07/04/05
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Ill nominate steve holmes allthough i dont know if its Meth or just the fact that he's European
True, although he looks like he is on heroin most of the time....
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Could be the meds he's on to fight herpes
Oh boy that may be worse, he always looks sooo out of it. EWWWWWWW is that genital herpes or regular lip herpes?
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#119616 - 05/31/06 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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Jesus H. Christ man, who or WHAT the fuck is that? Danielle Derek has more meat on her skimpy ass than that! 
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#119618 - 08/03/06 04:30 PM
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Registered: 07/18/06
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Lain Oi is a perfect image for MEETH
Indeed. Yipes!
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#119619 - 08/03/06 07:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Those were the strangest two thread bumps ever.
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#119620 - 12/20/06 10:19 AM
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#119622 - 01/05/07 05:15 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/01/06
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Is that a Rocket From The Crypt hoodie on her?
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#119628 - 01/06/07 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Are her teeth made from baked beans?
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#119629 - 01/06/07 04:13 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
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I'll never be able to watch another of your scenes without that image dominating my thoughts. Gen, you've just destroyed more wood than anyone since the inventor of the gas-powered chain saw.
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