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#119531 - 09/19/05 09:50 PM
Re: MEETH
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I have been noticing an increase of Meth-Teeth (a.k.a. MEETH) in the mouths of many of the whores for hire. Do I even need to name some of the specimens?
...please.
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#119532 - 09/19/05 09:57 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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I thought the preferred term was "meth mouth". Perhaps meeth" is better since it doesn't remind people of this guy:  (That's Mushmouth from Fat Albert, for those who don't know.)
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#119533 - 09/20/05 01:57 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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are you sure this is a purely recent development? i would have expected a talent pool drawn so heavily from places like prisons and prefabricated housing wouldn't have had parents who knew what flouride was or could take the time away from touching their crying children to teach 'em about basic oral hygiene. let alone spring for a quality orthodontist.
ah, hell, let them have their speed if it lets them further rationalize what they're doing, they probably won't grind their teeth down too freakishly before they're as shot out as katja kassin, who i assume will wear hers down to chicklets simply by chewing gluttonous amounts of food. i demand she be banned from pornography, she's in every movie and hasn't fucked marc wallice yet.
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#119535 - 09/20/05 05:14 AM
Re: MEETH
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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kinda like "piss-christ"? or does she actually extend into pollack's 4th dimension now?
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#119540 - 09/20/05 01:40 PM
Re: MEETH
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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...to revisit one of my favorite subjects, METHAMPHETAMINE contributes to Pornography's continued "evolution" and it's ability to always find something even more stimulating to titillate our sexual cerebral network and dull our conscience...how so?
METH is addicting, and....it's a GREAT aphrodisiac...for the first 6 months or so if you use it regularly, a little longer if you 'chip'... People, especially chicks, become sexually charged when they first start doing meth, and inhibitions and moral qualms go out the fucking window and are replaced by a need for orgasms and penis...lots and lots of penis...they get paid for performing the acts of satisfying this need created by the drug, and thus, are able to buy more of the drug...etc etc etc
We are able to see things like Keri Sable take five loads in her ass, shit it back out, eat it and pretend to enjoy it...cuz some chick before her did something similar, or will do something similar NOW, thus compelling producers to make more such scenes using hotter girls, and thus compelling chicks like a Keri Sable (who doesn't do meth) to do it to keep up/compete/build a following etc...isn't that great!!?!? see the link? It's not a DIRECT causal relationship 100% of the time, but Meth has a purpose!
I think the next big marketing bonanza in gonzo will be showing chicks doing meth followed by their manic sexual activities.....ohhhhh fucking Aaaaa Yeahhhhh 
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#119541 - 09/20/05 03:05 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/01/05
Posts: 142
Loc: N. California
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I have been noticing an increase of Meth-Teeth (a.k.a. MEETH) in the mouths of many of the whores for hire. Do I even need to name some of the specimens? Thankfully, when the time comes for me to become a skinny, sexy, superstar meth-addict... JM will provide a full dental plan. 
Ashley, you must know that without the proper motivation, only superwhores like yourself would ever rise to the ranks of name recognition in the porn world. So what if many can't survive the long path to true porn degredation, starting with g/g, website, then boyfriend only scenes all the way to eating loads from their own or another chicks ass. Hell, isn't so much of the joy in current porn derived from seeing a young life totally wasted, abused, defiled and tossed aside like a spent kleenex? I can only marvel at the example you set by pushing these limits without chemical enticement and addiction as your motivator...you must truly be sick.
I just keep praying each day that Jeff or Jim will talk you into doing an AB scene.
and who the fuck looks at these girls teeth anyways? (except those with braces!)
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#119545 - 09/20/05 05:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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#119548 - 09/20/05 10:14 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#119549 - 09/21/05 08:27 AM
Re: MEETH
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Meth-mouth for the cheeks... Meeth for the teeth... We need a word for that bony meat-free look, the wire-frame whore, the late-stage meth addict: someone whose joints are more substantial than their limbs. 
Dude, she's "Methorexic"  .....
Watch it hamBurglar, I will not tolerate you besmirching the good name of the current ranking whore in my "spank bank" 
"besmirch the good name" ???? Son, stop banging on your pecker with those orange popsicles for one second and think about your statement....
...Me calling her "METHOREXIC" is a compliment, it's Hott...nothing makes me spank harder than the thought of a Manic formerly-hot-but-still-fuckable chick who's only two purposes in life are to:
1) Do Methamphetamine...and...
2) Fuck, suck and swallow complete strangers on film to make more money to acquire more METH...
Simplicity at its finest....like Richard Dreyfus said about sharks in the original JAWS:
"All this thing does is SWIM, and EAT, and make little sharks...it's a miracle of evolution..." Same can be said about chicks like this, a Fucking Blessing.....so do you see that I BESMIRCHED NOT? do ya? huh? do ya?
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#119550 - 09/21/05 08:48 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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Meth-mouth for the cheeks... Meeth for the teeth... We need a word for that bony meat-free look, the wire-frame whore, the late-stage meth addict: someone whose joints are more substantial than their limbs.
Dude, she's "Methorexic" .....
Watch it hamBurglar, I will not tolerate you besmirching the good name of the current ranking whore in my "spank bank"
"besmirch the good name" ???? Son, stop banging on your pecker with those orange popsicles for one second and think about your statement....
...Me calling her "METHOREXIC" is a compliment, it's Hott...nothing makes me spank harder than the thought of a Manic formerly-hot-but-still-fuckable chick who's only two purposes in life are to:
1) Do Methamphetamine...and...
2) Fuck, suck and swallow complete strangers on film to make more money to acquire more METH...
Simplicity at its finest....like Richard Dreyfus said about sharks in the original JAWS:
"All this thing does is SWIM, and EAT, and make little sharks...it's a miracle of evolution..." Same can be said about chicks like this, a Fucking Blessing.....so do you see that I BESMIRCHED NOT? do ya? huh? do ya?
Sorry - were you talking? I was too busy staring at the picture of that sweet young thing, in the full flower of her youth, whilst madly jacking my cock.
Sorry man, I look at how those spindly legs can't even keep those stockings up and I get simple in the head. 
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#119553 - 09/21/05 10:49 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 3899
Loc: CO Springs
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Yeah, the blonde's teeth are too good, but naudia nyce . . . . yep, she's got meeth.
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#119555 - 09/21/05 10:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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#119557 - 09/21/05 10:50 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/29/04
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Loc: Tralfamadore
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#119559 - 09/22/05 10:07 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 153
Loc: smut central
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BTW what the hell are "goofballs"?
goofballs = prescription pills like vicodine, xanax, oxycotin and whatever else the kids can get thier hands on these days 
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#119562 - 09/22/05 12:11 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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#119565 - 09/22/05 02:21 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
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I the word MEETH. Kudos to Jeff for contracting an intelligent whore. Jersey Jaxsin, if she is still performing, has to be the current Queen of the Meeth Teeth
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#119569 - 09/22/05 03:15 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/22/05
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Loc: Hawaii
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#119570 - 09/22/05 05:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Look at all the anons watching this thread.
I know...there were like 30 or so....
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Hoping, no praying that Ashley doesn't start naming names. Fucking hilarious. 
fuck it. I will.
starting with
#1.
waitasec....
..oh shit. highlander is on. gotta go!
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#119572 - 09/22/05 05:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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Loc: The Planet Houston
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BTW what the hell are "goofballs"?
goofballs = prescription pills like vicodine, xanax, oxycotin and whatever else the kids can get thier hands on these days
ummmmmm wrong!!!
then don't leave us hanging! i come XPT to learn about illeagal substances (and stay for jeff's oatmeal cookies)
...oh shit McCloud just beheaded some dood. 
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#119574 - 09/22/05 09:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/15/04
Posts: 68
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Jenna Brooks and Deja Daire have MEETH.
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#119575 - 09/22/05 09:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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if we throw out names, will you answer if people only take X guesses in total? this is enormously helpful for those of us unsure of who's real white-trash material destined for welfare within the next three years and who's simply been molested.
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#119579 - 09/22/05 09:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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brandon used it to hold her hostage along with threatening to out her grandfather as a vichy collaborator. and he had a stun gun. fuck smartt for ruining my melissa lauren death poll, i'm not getting over that anytime soon.
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