are you sure this is a purely recent development? i would have expected a talent pool drawn so heavily from places like prisons and prefabricated housing wouldn't have had parents who knew what flouride was or could take the time away from touching their crying children to teach 'em about basic oral hygiene. let alone spring for a quality orthodontist.

ah, hell, let them have their speed if it lets them further rationalize what they're doing, they probably won't grind their teeth down too freakishly before they're as shot out as katja kassin, who i assume will wear hers down to chicklets simply by chewing gluttonous amounts of food. i demand she be banned from pornography, she's in every movie and hasn't fucked marc wallice yet.